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You Don’t Look A Day Over Fabulous
Central23
You Fucking Deserve This Well Done
You Look Pretty Good For An Old Person
You Look Really F*cking Old
You Should See The Care Home I Found You
You Still Look 21 From A Distance
You're Having a Baby
You're Leaving Funny Card
You're The Tits
Young At Heart.
Your Bin Goes Out More Than You Do
Your Chariot Awaits
Bday Balloons 6 Pink.
Bday Balloons 8 Pink.
Bday Balloons 9 Pink.
1 in 3 Men.
69 What A Great Combo
A Little Birdie Married
Absolute Joker.
Age is Irrelephant
Always Horny
Anniversary Folded Card
Anniversary Pookie
Around the Sun 2.
Bad News You're 30
Bad News You're 40
Bad News You're 50
Bad News You're 60
Bao Chicka Wow Wow
Be Fabulous Somewhere Else
Be The Person Your Dog Thinks You Are.
Being An Adult Sucks.
Being My Dad
Besties Characters
Birthday Boy
Birthday Girl
Birthday Wanker
Bitch You Got This Card
Blame My Zodiac.
Blow Me
Cat Birthday .
Corgi Cutie With A Booty
Crazy Cat Lady
Do You Know What Day It Is?
Dog Pawty Time.
Elvis Thank You.
Facking Birthday You Silly Cunt
Favourite Human Bean
Fifties Have Expired B-day Card.
Floppy Disk You're Retro.
Football Birthday.
Forget The Present
Forties Have Expired B-day Card.
Fucking Finally Engagement Ring
Funcle.
Fur-Tea 30th Birthday .
Get Well Soon
Go Shorty
Guaranteed Like
Hands Up If You're Ready To Party.
Happy Belated Birthday
Happy Bidet.
Happy Birthday Hun.
Have a Blinding Birthday.
Have a Legend dairy Birthday
Have a Willy Great Birthday
Hello Baby Mobile
Herd it's Your Birthday
Holy Cow You're Old
Hope Your Birthday is Unfrogettable .
Hotsauce
Husband I love you 99% of the time
I Am A Gift You're Welcome
I Heart Your C*ck
I Hope Your Birthday is Llamazing
I Love You To The Moon and Back
I Love You With All My Willy
I would give you my last chicken nugget
I'm Keeping You Card
I'm No Weatherman
If My Maths Is Correct
James Bond Birthday
Jellyfish
Jesus Loves You
Last Longer.
Let's Avo Cuddle.
Let's Get Shih-Tzu-Faced.
Let's Just Pretend This Was On Time.
Little Birdie Feeling Poorly
Little Birdie Leaving
Massive Cockwomble
Meant Pho Each Other
Monster Truck Birthday.
Mums Vag 18.
Never Let You Go Titanic
Nobody Gives a Sh*t
Not Bored of You Yet
Nothing But A Number
Nothing Says Happy Birthday Like
Nugs And Kisses Ketchup
Oh Look At You
Old Is The New Black
Older Than Me
Outstanding Baby-Making.
Partner in Wine .
RIP Twenties
Rip Your Slutty Years
Saggy Ballsack
Same Willy Forever
Shit Except You Card
Should We Drink Wine?.
Simple Cheap And Blank Inside.
Singing Dogs Birthday.
Size Matters Anniversary Card
Smashed Avo
Snoring Beside Me
Social Expectations.
Some Babies Are Proper Ugly
Sorry There's No Money.
Squeezing Your Surprise.
Still A Right Tit
The Best Year Anniversary.
Thirties Have Expired B-day Card.
Thundercunt Birthday
To always be by your side
Today It's All About Me
Together Forever Card
Try Not To Fucking Drop It
Voldemort Birthday.
Wassup Bae.
Welcome New Baby Safari
Wife I love you 99% of the time
Wisdom and Saggy Ballsack Birthday
You A Bad Bitch.
You Are Soy Amazing
You Little Prick Cactus
You Make Me Wet.
You Might Piss Yourself
You Old Bean .
You Were an Accident.
You'd Be Really Expensive Birthday
You'll Always Be My Bff You Know Too Much
You're Every Nice Word I Can Think Of.
You're My Favourite Cat Lady
You're My Favourite Human Bean
You're My Lobster
Alexa laughed birthday.
All You Need Is Love And Prosecco
Are You A Beaver
At Least It's Not Chlamydia
Aunticorn.
Batman Robin Pawtners In Crime.
Being Adults and Getting Married
Birthday Hats Cats.
Blazin Birthday.
Bottom of my Heart.
Brunette and a Blonde.
Certified DILF.
Con-cat-ulations.
Couldn't Be Arsed To Get You A Present.
Dim Sumbody Say Birthday
Fart Together
For An Old Fucker.
Gin Bunny.
Good Bra Friend.
Hang In There.
Happy Birthday To My Otter Half.
Happy Birthgay.
Happy Puggin Birthday.
Have A Purr-Fect Birthday.
HBD Lovely Lady.
Heart Boner
Here's To No Longer Giving A Fuck.
Husband's Choices
I Don't Fart
I hope your birthday is shit.
I Like Older Men
I Love You Pig Time.
I Love You To Uranus And Back.
I Love You With All My Boobs
I'm Amazed You Can Read This At Your Age.
I'm No Cactus Expert But..
Impawsable!.
In A Drawer
In a World Full of Cunts
JUAN YEAR OLDER.
Let's Get Slothed.
Live Laugh Love Bitch
Love You Long Time
Managing Expectations
Me As your Wife
New Baby.
Nice Bonus
No Cure for Being a Twat Card.
Now That You Are 21
Oh For Fox Sake!.
Shit at Answering Your Phone Birthday
Space Sloth 2.
That Ass is a Real Bonus
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