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Give A Shit About Your Birthday
Central23
Goodluck finding better colleagues
Gordon Ramsay Birthday Disgrace
Gordon Ramsay F*cking Donkey
Gorgeous as Fuck
Great As Your Butt
Grumpy Old Man
Handsome as F*ck
Happy Birthday Dickhead
Happy Birthday Dickhead Yellow
Happy Birthday Fuckface
Happy Birthday You Dickhead
Happy New Home
Happy Pho-King Birthday
Have A Magical Birthday
Have A Willy Great Birthday
Hello My Name is Traitor Card
Here's Your Fucking Card.
Hip Hip Replacement
How Amazing You Are
I am The Gift
I Bet This Card Looks Crap
I Fucking Love Your Stupid Face
I Hope Your Birthday Is Llamazing
I Thought You Were a Bitch
I thought You Were a Bitch Friendship
I Willy Love You
I Wonder Anniversary Card
I'll Give You the "D" Later
If You Can Read This.
If You Were Milk
Jon Snow Birthday Bastard
Just Like Every Other Fucking Day
Let's Get Off Our Tits
Let's Get Wasted and Eat Chicken Nuggets
Let's Hang Out Until One of Us Dies
Literally The First Card I Saw
Little Seaman
Look At The Stars
Lots of Cock
Magic Af.
Magical Day Rainbow
Matches Your Pubes
Middle Finger 50th Birthday
My Cat Fucking Hates You
New Neighbours
Nice New Place
Obligatory Birthday Card
Old Age Is Coming
Old Lives Matter Card
Old Slutbag
Oldi
Oldi Woman
OMG You Guys
One Fabulous Bitch To Another
One Minute You're Young and Fun Mobility Scooter
One Year Closer to the Hottest Wheels
Rainbows, Kisses and Birthday Wishes
Relish It Birthday
Sending You Positive Vibes Card
Shake Ya Tits
Shake Ya Tits Hun
Sisters By Chance Card
Sixty Oh Fuckity Fuck
Sphynx Cat Another Year Another Wrinkle.
Supporting Each Other in Old Age
Sweet Cheeks Birthday
Thank Facebook Birthday Card
Thanks For Putting Up With My Shit .
The Day You Came Out Of A Vagina
This Card is Going to Look Shit LOL
This Card Is Shit.
Time To Start Lying About Your Age
To A Very Special C*nt
Vaginal Descent
VEGAN WANKER.
Velcro Shoes
Vintage Fifty Birthday Card
Vintage Sixty Birthday Card
Vintage Thirty Birthday Card
Welcome Little One
We’d Be A Normal Couple
What Does The Future Hold?
Yoda Old You Are
You Don’t Look A Day Over Fabulous
You Fucking Deserve This Well Done
You Look Pretty Good For An Old Person
You Look Really F*cking Old
You Should See The Care Home I Found You
You Still Look 21 From A Distance
You're Having a Baby
You're The Tits
Your Bin Goes Out More Than You Do
Bday Balloons 6 Pink.
Bday Balloons 8 Pink.
Bday Balloons 9 Pink.
1 in 3 Men.
69 What A Great Combo
A Little Birdie Married
Absolute Joker.
Age is Irrelephant
Always Horny
Anniversary Folded Card
Anniversary Pookie
Around the Sun 2.
Bad News You're 40
Bad News You're 60
Bao Chicka Wow Wow
Be Fabulous Somewhere Else
Be The Person Your Dog Thinks You Are.
Being An Adult Sucks.
Besties Characters
Birthday Wanker
Bitch You Got This Card
Blame My Zodiac.
Blow Me
Do You Know What Day It Is?
Dog Pawty Time.
Facking Birthday You Silly Cunt
Favourite Human Bean
Fifties Have Expired B-day Card.
Floppy Disk You're Retro.
Football Birthday.
Forget The Present
Forties Have Expired B-day Card.
Go Shorty
Guaranteed Like
Hands Up If You're Ready To Party.
Happy Belated Birthday
Happy Bidet.
Have a Blinding Birthday.
Have a Legend dairy Birthday
Have a Willy Great Birthday
Herd it's Your Birthday
Hope Your Birthday is Unfrogettable .
Hotsauce
Husband I love you 99% of the time
I Am A Gift You're Welcome
I Heart Your C*ck
I Hope Your Birthday is Llamazing
I Love You To The Moon and Back
I Love You With All My Willy
I would give you my last chicken nugget
I'm Keeping You Card
I'm No Weatherman
If My Maths Is Correct
James Bond Birthday
Jellyfish
Jesus Loves You
Last Longer.
Let's Get Shih-Tzu-Faced.
Let's Just Pretend This Was On Time.
Little Birdie Feeling Poorly
Massive Cockwomble
Meant Pho Each Other
Monster Truck Birthday.
Mums Vag 18.
Never Let You Go Titanic
Nobody Gives a Sh*t
Not Bored of You Yet
Nothing But A Number
Nothing Says Happy Birthday Like
Nugs And Kisses Ketchup
Oh Look At You
Old Is The New Black
Outstanding Baby-Making.
Rip Your Slutty Years
Saggy Ballsack
Same Willy Forever
Shit Except You Card
Should We Drink Wine?.
Simple Cheap And Blank Inside.
Smashed Avo
Snoring Beside Me
Sometimes When I see You
Squeezing Your Surprise.
Still A Right Tit
The Best Year Anniversary.
Thirties Have Expired B-day Card.
Thundercunt Birthday
To always be by your side
Together Forever Card
Try Not To Fucking Drop It
Voldemort Birthday.
Wassup Bae.
Welcome New Baby Safari
Wife I love you 99% of the time
You Are Soy Amazing
You Were an Accident.
You'd Be Really Expensive Birthday
You'll Always Be My Bff You Know Too Much
You're Every Nice Word I Can Think Of.
You're My Favourite Cat Lady
You're My Lobster
Alexa laughed birthday.
Are You A Beaver
At Least It's Not Chlamydia
Aunticorn.
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