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5 Star Friend
Central23
A Card That Matches Your Hair
A Little Birdie
Adults in Their 30's
Age is Just a Number
Age Only Matters If You're Cheese
Air Fryer Birthday
Alexa How Old Am I.
All The Other Cards Were Shit
Alpaca Party Hat
Another Stupid Birthday Card
Another Trip Around The Sun
Another Year Another Wrinkle
Are You Immature
As good as your dick Birthday
At Least You're Not As Old As You'll Be Next Year
At least You're Not Extinct Yet
At Your Age You Should Never Trust A Fart
Austin Powers Birthday.
Awesome Baby
Bad Bitches for Life
Basic Bitch
Best Decision You ever Made
Big Dick Energy Birthday
Big Fan of Your Fanny
Big Fan of Your Willy
Birthday
Birthday 99% Chance of Gin
Birthday Bellend
Birthday Bitch Cake
Birthday Card for a Bloke
Birthday Cat Says
Birthday Checkbox.
Birthday Cupcake
Birthday Dickhead Cake
Birthday Man
Birthday Pugs and Kisses
Birthday Suit
Birthday Wanker.
Birthday Wishes
Birthday Woman
Bitch Please Unicorn
Blow Job Scratch Foil Card
Blurry Words
Born To Be Wild
Brother Birthday Card
Busy Cat Birthday
Cheer Up You're Not Dead Yet
Cheesiest Card
Circle Game
Classy Old Bitch Birthday
Condolences On The Loss Of Your Youth
Congrats On Your Little Dumpling
Coworkers and Friends
Cunty Mcfucknuggett Birthday
Daughter There Is Only One You
Decent Brother
Decent Sister
Dive Head First Birthday
Don't Feel Special I've Got A Whole Pack Of These.
Drunk And Disorderly
Eat Your Cake Bitch
Endures Your Farts
Even Wankers Deserve A Birthday Card
Everyone Gets To Be Young Once
Excellent Wife
Eye Contact Banana
F*ck Off to Your New Job Then
Feel Sorry For People Who Don't Know Us
Fifty Oh Fuck Birthday Card
Forget That You're Old.
Forty Oh Fuckity Fuck Card
From One Cunt to Another Card
From The Superior Sibling Card
From Your Favourite Boobs
From Your Funniest and Least Disappointing Child
Fuck It This Card Will Do
Fuck Me You're Old
Fuck You And Fuck Your Birthday
Fucking Fabulous Unicorn
Fucking Fossil
Full Of Ha-penis Birthday Card
Give A Shit About Your Birthday
Goodluck finding better colleagues
Gordon Ramsay Birthday Disgrace
Gordon Ramsay F*cking Donkey
Gorgeous as Fuck
Great As Your Butt
Grey Pube Start Wrapping Things Up
Grumpy Old Man
Handsome as F*ck
Happy Birthday Dickhead
Happy Birthday Dickhead Yellow
Happy Birthday Fuckface
Happy Birthday Hot Stuff
Happy Birthday You Dickhead
Happy New Home
Happy Pho-King Birthday
Have A Magical Birthday
Have A Willy Great Birthday
Hello My Name is Traitor Card
Here's Your Fucking Card.
Hip Hip Replacement
How Amazing You Are
I am The Gift
I Bet This Card Looks Crap
I Fucking Love Your Stupid Face
I Hope Your Birthday Is Llamazing
I Love You More. I Win.
I Thought You Were a Bitch
I thought You Were a Bitch Friendship
I Wanted To Send You Something Amazing
I Willy Love You
I Wonder Anniversary Card
I Would Laugh But You're Still Younger Than Me.
I'll Be There For You
I'll Give You the "D" Later
If Cats Could Text Back .
If You Can Read This.
If You Were Milk
In Dog Years You're Fabulous
Jon Snow Birthday Bastard
Just Like Every Other Fucking Day
Left Over Wine
Let's Get Off Our Tits
Let's Get Wasted and Eat Chicken Nuggets
Let's Hang Out Until One of Us Dies
Literally The First Card I Saw
Little Seaman
Look At The Stars
Lots of Cock
Magic Af.
Magical Day Rainbow
Matches Your Pubes
Me Being Your Husband
Me Being Your Wife Card
Middle Finger 50th Birthday
My Cat Fucking Hates You
New Neighbours
Nice New Place
Obligatory Birthday Card
Old Age Is Coming
Old and Senile
Old Lives Matter Card
Old Slutbag
Oldi
Oldi Woman
OMG You Guys
One Fabulous Bitch To Another
One Minute You're Young and Fun
One Minute You're Young and Fun Mobility Scooter
One Year Closer to the Hottest Wheels
Popped Into My Life.
Rainbows, Kisses and Birthday Wishes
Relish It Birthday
Sassy Giraffes Card
Scroll Down Year Of Birth .
Sending You Positive Vibes Card
Sexy as Fuck
Shake Ya Tits
Shake Ya Tits Hun
Shit Here Without You
SHIT Thirty.
Shit Yourself Yellow
Sisters By Chance Card
Sixty Oh Fuckity Fuck
Soon Your Birthday Will Look Like This
Sphynx Cat Another Year Another Wrinkle.
Statistics Show That
Still Hot, But It Comes In Flashes Now
Supporting Each Other in Old Age
Sweet Cheeks Birthday
Thank Facebook Birthday Card
Thanks For Putting Up With My Shit .
The Day You Came Out Of A Vagina
The Legend
The Most Random Card Ever
The One Where It's Your Birthday
This Card is Going to Look Shit LOL
This Card Is Shit.
Time To Start Lying About Your Age
To A Human I couldn't Live Without
To A Very Special C*nt
Vaginal Descent
VEGAN WANKER.
Velcro Shoes
Vintage Fifty Birthday Card
Vintage Sixty Birthday Card
Vintage Thirty Birthday Card
Washing Label 30th .
Welcome Little One
We’d Be A Normal Couple
What Does The Future Hold?
When Life Gives You Lemons
Why You So Old?.
Wild and Crazy 50
Yoda Old You Are
You Deserve All the Wine Birthday
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