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Husband I love you 99% of the time
Central23
I Heart Your C*ck
I Love You To The Moon and Back
I Love You With All My Willy
I would give you my last chicken nugget
I'm Keeping You Card
I'm No Weatherman
James Bond Birthday
Jellyfish
Last Longer.
Let's Get Shih-Tzu-Faced.
Let's Just Pretend This Was On Time.
Little Birdie Feeling Poorly
Little Birdie Leaving
Massive Cockwomble
Meant Pho Each Other
Monster Truck Birthday.
Mums Vag 18.
Never Let You Go Titanic
Nobody Gives a Sh*t
Not Bored of You Yet
Nothing But A Number
Old Is The New Black
Older Than Me
Outstanding Baby-Making.
Rip Your Slutty Years
Same Willy Forever
Shit Except You Card
Should We Drink Wine?.
Simple Cheap And Blank Inside.
Size Matters Anniversary Card
Some Babies Are Proper Ugly
Squeezing Your Surprise.
The Best Year Anniversary.
Thirties Have Expired B-day Card.
Thundercunt Birthday
To always be by your side
Together Forever Card
Try Not To Fucking Drop It
Voldemort Birthday.
Wassup Bae.
Welcome New Baby Safari
Wife I love you 99% of the time
Wisdom and Saggy Ballsack Birthday
You Are Soy Amazing
You Little Prick Cactus
You Might Piss Yourself
You Old Bean .
You Were an Accident.
You'll Always Be My Bff You Know Too Much
You're My Favourite Cat Lady
You're My Lobster
Alexa laughed birthday.
Are You A Beaver
At Least It's Not Chlamydia
Aunticorn.
Batman Robin Pawtners In Crime.
Birthday Hats Cats.
Blazin Birthday.
Certified DILF.
Con-cat-ulations.
Couldn't Be Arsed To Get You A Present.
Dim Sumbody Say Birthday
Fart Together
For An Old Fucker.
Gin Bunny.
Hang In There.
Happy Birthgay.
Happy Puggin Birthday.
Have A Purr-Fect Birthday.
Heart Boner
Here's To No Longer Giving A Fuck.
I Don't Fart
I hope your birthday is shit.
I Love You Pig Time.
I Love You To Uranus And Back.
I Love You With All My Boobs
I'm Amazed You Can Read This At Your Age.
I'm No Cactus Expert But..
Impawsable!.
In a World Full of Cunts
JUAN YEAR OLDER.
Let's Get Slothed.
Nice Bonus
No Cure for Being a Twat Card.
Now That You Are 21
Oh For Fox Sake!.
Space Sloth 2.
That Ass is a Real Bonus
Thirty Thirsty Gin.
Today You Came out of a Vagina
When It Comes To Birthdays.
Yay A Baby Boy
You Can Shove This Card Up Your Arse.
You're A Classic.
You're Extra but Worth It.
You're My Boo.
You're Now So Old It's Not Even Funny Anymore.
You're Otterly Amazing.
You're The Fittest Bird I Know.
Your Future Looks Wrinkly.
A Card You Can Read
Age is Just a Number
Appropriate Distance Of 2 Metres.
Atleast you don't have ugly children
Birthday Barcode 30th
Birthday Barcode 40th
Cat Love Anniversary.
Congratulations Mama .
Disinfect This Card.
Do Keep The Envelope
Fortune Cookie.
From The Love Of Your Life.
Gaga For You.
Happy 21st Birthday.
Happy Birthday from the Best Decision
Hug Dealer.
Human Servant Birthday .
I Bought This Card Online.
I Hope This Card Is Gay Enough For You.
I Know Where You Live New Home
I Like You More Than Your Cat Likes You.
I Only Came For The Cake.
I Wanna Tickle Your Belly Button.
I'm Balls Deep.
Level Up Gamer Birthday
Love is a Strong Word.
My Last Toilet Roll.
No Cure For Being A Twat.
No Idea How Old You Are.
No One is Saying You're Old .
Nothing Says BIrthday Like.
Nugs and Kisses.
Oldi 30th Birthday
Oldi 40th Birthday
Oldi 50th Birthday
Oldi 70th Birthday
One Fabulous Bitch to Another
Purr Yourself A Gin.
Seventieth Cat Birthday
Seventy Oh Fuckity Fuck
Space 5th Birthday NEW
Space 6th Birthday
The Birthday Cat Tarot Card .
The Older You Get The Better You Get.
Thirty and Fabulous.
Thirty Flirty and Thriving NEW.
Turning 30.
Turning 40.
Welcome Little Baby Stroller
Welcome to Your 40's.
Wild and Crazy 40
You My Homeslice.
You're Magic .
You're Not 40.
Your Pussy Is Magic.
Youth Part 2.
Happy 10th Bday Croc Card.
Happy 5th Bday Croc Card.
Happy 6th Bday Croc Card.
Happy 7th Bday Croc Card.
Happy 8th Bday Croc Card.
Happy 9th Bday Croc Card.
Don't Worry About The Dishes
Mum You're Otterly Amazing.
Mum, you can do the ironing later.
Retro Mother's Day Card
Happy Fathers Day To A Real Mother F*Cker
A Dad Is Someone Who You Look Up To .
Above Dadverage.
Dad Simply the Zest
Nacho Average Dad.
Of All The dad in the World.
Pawsome Dad.
Relaxing as Before Children
Super Dad
Thanks Dad Smile on My Face
You Sir Are A Legend
All I'm Getting For Christmas Is
Bah Humpug.
Buttloads of Fun at Christmas
Cactus Christmas Is Gonna Be Lit.
Cats Don't Care it's Christmas
Christmas Hedgehugs.
Fa La La La Llama.
Feline Festive Cat
Hands Up If It's Your Birthday
Happy New Home
I Am the Gift
I Didn't Get You A Christmas Present
I Like Your Balls
It's Beginning To Look A Lot Like
Jesus Christ is it Christmas Already
Kiss Me Under The Mistletoe
Merry Cactus.
Merry Christmas Dickhead
Merry Christmas To My Other Half.
Merry Crustmas.
Merry Xmas Candy Cane
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