JESUS LOVES YOU
Central23
YOU LITTLE PRICK CACTUS
YOU LOOK REALLY FUCKING OLD
BIG FAN OF YOUR FANNY
BIG FAN OF YOUR WILLY
MERRY XMAS OTTER HALF
MASSIVE COCKWOMBLE
PROSEC HO HO HO
NOBODY GIVES A SHIT
I AM THE GIFT
O COME LET US ADORE GIN
JESUS BIRTHDAY SELFIE
TIS THE SEASON TO BE TROLLIED
MERRY CHRISTMAS HUN
I LIKE YOUR BALLS
CHRISTMAS PUG AND FRENCHIE
SPACE SLOTH 2
YOU'RE THE BEST MUM I'VE EVER HAD
MAMA AVOCADO
GO SHORTY
SMASHED AVO
CHEESIEST CARD
ALWAYS HORNY
ANOTHER YEAR ANOTHER WRINKLE
JUAN YEAR OLDER
BIRTHDAY SUIT
SHAKE YA TITS
YOU'RE THE TITS
BRIE MINE
OUTSTANDING BABY-MAKING
HAPPY BIRTHDAY HUN
BATMAN ROBIN PAWTNERS IN CRIME
FACKING BIRTHDAY YOU SILLY CUNT
HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU DICKHEAD
LET'S GET LIT
HANDS UP IF YOU'RE READY TO PARTY
MUM YOU'RE THE TITS
MUM THANKS FOR NOT SWALLOWING ME
YOU'LL ALWAYS BE MY BFF YOU KNOW TOO MUCH
MUM YOU'RE OTTERLY AMAZING
YOU'RE VERY NEARLY MY FAVOURITE PARENT
MY FAVOURITE MOTHERS
MUM WIPING BUM
MUM I AM A GIFT
I AM A GIFT YOU'RE WELCOME
LOOK AT THE STARS
YOU'RE OTTERLY AMAZING
LET'S AVO CUDDLE
MEANT PHO EACH OTHER
MY CAT FUCKING HATES YOU
YOU A BAD BITCH
HO HO HOES
NOTHING SAYS HAPPY BIRTHDAY LIKE
LET'S JUST PRETEND THIS WAS ON TIME
THE MOST POLITICALLY CORRECT CARD
I BOUGHT THIS CARD ONLINE
LITERALLY THE FIRST CARD I SAW
DINOSAURS HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU
LITTLE SEAMAN
OBLIGATORY BIRTHDAY CARD
I BET THIS CARD LOOKS CRAP
IF MY MATHS IS CORRECT
MAGICAL DAY RAINBOW
VELCRO SHOES
FUCKING FOSSIL
MATCHES YOUR PUBES
FORGET THE PRESENT
CONDOLENCES ON THE LOSS OF YOUR YOUTH
YOU STILL LOOK 21 FROM A DISTANCE
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY OTTER HALF
CIRCLE GAME
IT'S ALWAYS ABOUT YOU, ISN'T IT?
EAT YOUR CAKE BITCH
LET'S GET SLOTHED
I HEART YOUR COCK
LET'S GET SHIH-TZU-FACED
YOU MAKE MY HEART MELT
YOU'RE MY BAE GAL
LOOKING GOOD BIRTHDAY GAL
BASIC BITCH
NETFLIX AND CHILL?
UNEXPECTED ITEM
NUGS AND KISSES KETCHUP
HOTSAUCE
I HOPE YOUR BIRTHDAY IS POPPIN
HAPPY BIRTHDAY DICKHEAD YELLOW
YOU'RE THE FITTEST BIRD I KNOW
I'LL BE THERE FOR YOU
CHRISTMAS AS EXTRA AS YOU 2
BE THE PERSON YOUR DOG THINKS YOU ARE
GIRL BOSS
HUG DEALER
GIN BUNNY
BLAZIN BIRTHDAY
MAGIC AF
GREAT AS YOUR BUTT
Hoes Before Bros
ALL YOU NEED IS LOVE AND PROSECCO
GANGSTA CAT
Purr Yourself A Gin
Avo Great Birthday
Live Slow Party Hard
FUCK IT THIS CARD WILL DO
FUCK ME YOU'RE OLD
FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR BIRTHDAY
VEGAN WANKER
BIRTHDAY WANKER
ALEXA HOW OLD AM I
ARE YOU IMMATURE
YOU CAN SHOVE THIS CARD UP YOUR ARSE
YOU PUT THE PRO IN PROSECCO
YOU ARE SOY AMAZING
HAPPY PUGGIN BIRTHDAY
MAKE BIRTHDAYS GREAT AGAIN
IN DOG YEARS YOU'RE FABULOUS
YOU'RE A CLASSIC
JELLYFISH
FLAMINGO CLASSY BIRD
YOU'RE REALLY INTO PLANTS
I ONLY CAME FOR THE CAKE
LOVE YOU LONG TIME
4 OUT OF 5 PEOPLE
69 WHAT A GREAT COMBO
FLOPPY DISK YOUÕRE RETRO
BAO CHICKA WOW WOW
YOU'RE MY LOBSTER
I WILLY LOVE YOU
LET'S GET OFF OUR TITS
SHAKE YA MELONS
I LOVE YOU TO URANUS AND BACK
RIP YOUR SLUTTY YEARS
YOU'RE MY FAVOURITE HUMAN BEAN
OUR FRIENDSHIP IS RARE
OLIVE YOU
I HOPE YOUR BIRTHDAY IS LLAMAZING
FORTUNE COOKIE
YOU'RE NOT OLD YOU'RE RETRO NEON
YOU'RE THE SHIH-TZU
ARE YOU A BEAVER
YOU GET A TEXT AND A CARD
I LOVE YOU WITH ALL MY WILLY
YOU MAKE ME WET
CUTIE WITH A BOOTY
THAT'S A LOT OF CANDLES
I WANNA TICKLE YOUR BELLY BUTTON
CHEER UP YOU'RE NOT DEAD YET
SPHYNX CAT ANOTHER YEAR ANOTHER WRINKLE
TO A VERY SPECIAL C*NT
EVEN WANKERS DESERVE A BIRTHDAY CARD
THIS BEER TASTES LIKE
SOME BABIES ARE PROPER UGLY
CERTIFIED DILF
CERTIFIED MILF
A LITTLE BIRDIE
CORGI CUTIE WITH A BOOTY
TRY NOT TO FUCKING DROP IT
HAPPY BIDET
LET THE GOOD TIMES BE GIN DOG
SHAKE YA TITS HUN
SAME WILLY FOREVER
HUSBAND'S CHOICES
NOTHING SAYS MERRY CHRISTMAS LIKE
4 OUT OF 5 CHRISTMAS
SEASON'S GREETINGS
MERRY CRUSTMAS
FA LA LA LA LLAMA
CHRISTMAS BEER
LET'S GET BAKED
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS YOU NAKED
MERRY CHRISTMAS TO MY OTHER HALF
REINDEER HOPE YOUR CHRISTMAS IS LIT
CACTUS CHRISTMAS IS GONNA BE LIT
GAY FOR YOU
HAPPY BIRTHGAY
NO CURE FOR BEING A TWAT
SICK BASTARD
APPROPRIATE DISTANCE OF 2 METRES
MY LAST TOILET ROLL
DISINFECT THIS CARD
BIRTHDAY GIRL
BIRTHDAY BOY
PLANT MUM
BEING AN ADULT SUCKS
HAVE A PAWSOME CHRISTMAS
Hang In There
UNICORN MAGICAL BIRTHDAY
MERRY CHRISTMAS DICKHEAD
I DIDN'T GET YOU A CHRISTMAS PRESENT
IT'S BEGINNING TO LOOK A LOT LIKE
ALL I'M GETTING FOR CHRISTMAS IS
YOU'RE KNOB
THIS CARD IS SHIT
KISS ME UNDER THE MISTLETOE
HAVE A CRACKING CHRISTMAS
Crazy Cat Lady
Lucky Cat
Wassup Bae
Get Down Yoga
The Older You Get The Better You Get
Check out our FAQs page
48 Hour Dispatch*
for global brands.
