JESUS LOVES YOU
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BIG FAN OF YOUR FANNY
MERRY XMAS OTTER HALF
PROSEC HO HO HO
I AM THE GIFT
O COME LET US ADORE GIN
JESUS BIRTHDAY SELFIE
TIS THE SEASON TO BE TROLLIED
MERRY CHRISTMAS HUN
I LIKE YOUR BALLS
CHRISTMAS PUG AND FRENCHIE
SPACE SLOTH 2
SMASHED AVO
ANOTHER YEAR ANOTHER WRINKLE
JUAN YEAR OLDER
SHAKE YA TITS
OUTSTANDING BABY-MAKING
HAPPY BIRTHDAY HUN
BATMAN ROBIN PAWTNERS IN CRIME
HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU DICKHEAD
HANDS UP IF YOU'RE READY TO PARTY
YOU MIGHT PISS YOURSELF
YOU'RE OTTERLY AMAZING
MEANT PHO EACH OTHER
MY CAT FUCKING HATES YOU
YOU A BAD BITCH
HO HO HOES
NOTHING SAYS HAPPY BIRTHDAY LIKE
I BOUGHT THIS CARD ONLINE
LITERALLY THE FIRST CARD I SAW
OBLIGATORY BIRTHDAY CARD
I BET THIS CARD LOOKS CRAP
IF MY MATHS IS CORRECT
VELCRO SHOES
FUCKING FOSSIL
CONDOLENCES ON THE LOSS OF YOUR YOUTH
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY OTTER HALF
CIRCLE GAME
LET'S GET SLOTHED
I HEART YOUR COCK
LET'S GET SHIH-TZU-FACED
YOU MAKE MY HEART MELT
YOU'RE MY BAE GAL
NETFLIX AND CHILL?
HOTSAUCE
I HOPE YOUR BIRTHDAY IS POPPIN
CHRISTMAS AS EXTRA AS YOU 2
GIRL BOSS
GIN BUNNY
BLAZIN BIRTHDAY
MAGIC AF
GREAT AS YOUR BUTT
GANGSTA CAT
PURR YOURSELF A GIN
FUCK IT THIS CARD WILL DO
FUCK ME YOU'RE OLD
BIRTHDAY WANKER
ALEXA HOW OLD AM I
ARE YOU IMMATURE
HAPPY PUGGIN BIRTHDAY
YOU'RE REALLY INTO PLANTS
I ONLY CAME FOR THE CAKE
69 WHAT A GREAT COMBO
FLOPPY DISK YOUÕRE RETRO
YOU'RE MY FAVOURITE HUMAN BEAN
I HOPE YOUR BIRTHDAY IS LLAMAZING
YOU'RE THE SHIH-TZU
THAT'S A LOT OF CANDLES
THIS BEER TASTES LIKE
A LITTLE BIRDIE
SHAKE YA TITS HUN
NOTHING SAYS MERRY CHRISTMAS LIKE
4 OUT OF 5 CHRISTMAS
SEASON'S GREETINGS
MERRY CRUSTMAS
FA LA LA LA LLAMA
CHRISTMAS BEER
LET'S GET BAKED
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS YOU NAKED
MERRY CHRISTMAS TO MY OTHER HALF
REINDEER HOPE YOUR CHRISTMAS IS LIT
CACTUS CHRISTMAS IS GONNA BE LIT
APPROPRIATE DISTANCE OF 2 METRES
MY LAST TOILET ROLL
DISINFECT THIS CARD
PLANT MUM
HAVE A PAWSOME CHRISTMAS
UNICORN MAGICAL BIRTHDAY
MERRY CHRISTMAS DICKHEAD
I DIDN'T GET YOU A CHRISTMAS PRESENT
IT'S BEGINNING TO LOOK A LOT LIKE
ALL I'M GETTING FOR CHRISTMAS IS
YOU'RE KNOB
KISS ME UNDER THE MISTLETOE
HAVE A CRACKING CHRISTMAS
LUCKY CAT
GET DOWN YOGA
DRUNK AND DISORDERLY
YOU'RE EVERY NICE WORD I CAN THINK OF
FELINE FESTIVE CAT
YOU SLEIGH PUPPY
BAH HUMPUG
CHRISTMAS HEDGEHUGS
YOU LITTLE PRICK CACTUS
YOU LOOK REALLY FUCKING OLD
MASSIVE COCKWOMBLE
CHEESIEST CARD
BIRTHDAY SUIT
YOU'RE THE TITS
LET'S GET LIT
LOOK AT THE STARS
LET'S AVO CUDDLE
THE MOST POLITICALLY CORRECT CARD
LITTLE SEAMAN
YOU STILL LOOK 21 FROM A DISTANCE
IT'S ALWAYS ABOUT YOU, ISN'T IT?
BASIC BITCH
HAPPY BIRTHDAY DICKHEAD YELLOW
YOU'RE THE FITTEST BIRD I KNOW
FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR BIRTHDAY
YOU PUT THE PRO IN PROSECCO
IN DOG YEARS YOU'RE FABULOUS
YOU'RE A CLASSIC
I WILLY LOVE YOU
LET'S GET OFF OUR TITS
RIP YOUR SLUTTY YEARS
BEING AN ADULT SUCKS
THE OLDER YOU GET THE BETTER YOU GET
SORRY I FORGOT TO POST
HAPPY BIRTHDAY DICKHEAD
OLD IS THE NEW BLACK
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