4 OUT OF 5 CHRISTMAS
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69 WHAT A GREAT COMBO
A LITTLE BIRDIE
ALEXA HOW OLD AM I
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS YOU NAKED
ALL I'M GETTING FOR CHRISTMAS IS
All My Breast Ideas Notebook
All The Other Cards Were Shit
ALL YOU NEED IS LOVE AND PROSECCO
ALWAYS HORNY
Anniversary Folded Card
APPROPRIATE DISTANCE OF 2 METRES
ARE YOU A BEAVER
Are You Drunk?
ARE YOU IMMATURE
AT LEAST IT'S NOT CHLAMYDIA
At Least You're Not As Old As You'll Be Next Year
Avo Great Birthday
Bad News You're 40
Bad News You're 50
Bad News You're 70
BAH HUMPUG
BANK OF DAD
Basic Bitch Notebook
BATMAN ROBIN PAWTNERS IN CRIME
BE THE PERSON YOUR DOG THINKS YOU ARE
Beautiful Mummy To Be
BIG FAN OF YOUR FANNY
BIG FAN OF YOUR WILLY
Birthday
BIRTHDAY BOY
Birthday Dickhead Cake
BIRTHDAY GIRL
Birthday Pugs and Kisses
BIRTHDAY WANKER
Bitch Please Unicorn
BLAZIN BIRTHDAY
Blow Me
BLURRY WORDS
CERTIFIED DILF
CERTIFIED MILF
CHEER UP YOU'RE NOT DEAD YET
Cheer Up You're Not Dead Yet
CHRISTMAS AS EXTRA AS YOU 2
CHRISTMAS HEDGEHUGS
CIRCLE GAME
Con-cat-ulations
CORGI CUTIE WITH A BOOTY
Couldn't be Arsed To Get You A Present
Cracking Birthday
CUTIE WITH A BOOTY
DAD WITHOUT YOU I'M BROKE
Delete Tinder
Dino-Mite Ideas Notebook
Dinosaurs Happy Birthday to You
DISINFECT THIS CARD
Don't Feel Special I've Got A Whole Pack Of These
Dream Journal Notebook
DRUNK AND DISORDERLY
Drunk In Love
EAT YOUR CAKE BITCH
EVEN WANKERS DESERVE A BIRTHDAY CARD
Everyone Gets To Be Young Once
EYE CONTACT BANANA
F*ck Off to Your New Job Then
FA LA LA LA LLAMA
FACKING BIRTHDAY YOU SILLY CUNT
FELINE FESTIVE CAT
File It Under Fuck It Notebook
FLOPPY DISK YOUÕRE RETRO
Flower You Go Girl Notebook
FORGET THE PRESENT
FORTUNE COOKIE
Friday Feeling
FUCK IT THIS CARD WILL DO
FUCK ME YOU'RE OLD
FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR BIRTHDAY
Fucking Fabulous Unicorn
GANGSTA CAT
GAY FOR YOU
Get Out Of Your Own Damn Way Notebook
GIN BUNNY
GIRL BOSS
Golden Ideas Notebook
GREAT AS YOUR BUTT
GREY PUBE START WRAPPING THINGS UP
HANDS UP IF YOU'RE READY TO PARTY
Handsome as F*ck
Hang In There
Happee Birthday
HAPPY BIDET
HAPPY BIRTHDAY DICKHEAD
Happy Birthday Fuckface
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY OTTER HALF
HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU DICKHEAD
Happy Birthday You Tart
HAPPY BIRTHGAY
HAPPY FATHERS DAY TO A REAL MOTHER F*CKER
HAPPY PUGGIN BIRTHDAY
Have A Magical Birthday
HAVE A PAWSOME CHRISTMAS
HAVE A PURR-FECT BIRTHDAY
Herd it's Your Birthday
Here's To No Longer Giving A Fuck
Here's Your Fucking Card
Hip Hip Replacement
HO HO HOES
Hoes Before Bros
HOTSAUCE
House Plant Ladies Notebook
Hug Dealer
I AM THE GIFT
I BET THIS CARD LOOKS CRAP
I BOUGHT THIS CARD ONLINE
I DIDN'T GET YOU A CHRISTMAS PRESENT
I Fucking Love Your Stupid Face
I HEART YOUR COCK
I HOPE THIS CARD IS GAY ENOUGH FOR YOU
I Hope Your Birthday is Llamazing
I HOPE YOUR BIRTHDAY IS POPPIN
I Like You More Than Your Cat Likes You
I LIKE YOUR BALLS
I Love You Pig Time
I LOVE YOU TO URANUS AND BACK
I LOVE YOU WITH ALL MY WILLY
I ONLY CAME FOR THE CAKE
I Only Like You Because You Have A Dog
I WANNA TICKLE YOUR BELLY BUTTON
I Want You
I WANTED TO SEND YOU SOMETHING AMAZING
I WILLY LOVE YOU
I Would Laugh But You're Still Younger Than Me
I'LL BE THERE FOR YOU
I'll Give You the "D" Later
I'm Amazed You Can Read This At Your Age
I'm Balls Deep
If You Can Read This
If You Were Milk
Impawsable!
IN DOG YEARS YOU'RE FABULOUS
It's a Boy
It's a Girl
IT'S ALWAYS ABOUT YOU, ISN'T IT?
IT'S BEGINNING TO LOOK A LOT LIKE
JELLYFISH
JESUS BIRTHDAY SELFIE
JUST LIKE EVERY OTHER FUCKING DAY
Killer Notes Notebook
KISS ME UNDER THE MISTLETOE
Koala-ty Birthday
Koala-ty Ideas Notebook
LAST LONGER
Leopard Wild Thoughts Notebook
LET THE GOOD TIMES BE GIN DOG
LET'S AVO CUDDLE
LET'S GET BAKED
LET'S GET OFF OUR TITS
LET'S GET SHIH-TZU-FACED
LET'S GET SLOTHED
Let's Get Wasted and Eat Chicken Nuggets
Let's Hang Out Until One of Us Dies
LET'S JUST PRETEND THIS WAS ON TIME
LET’S JUST PRETEND THIS WAS ON TIME
LITERALLY THE FIRST CARD I SAW
Little Card Little Willy
LITTLE SEAMAN
Live Slow Party Hard
Lobsteriffic Notes Notebook
LOOK AT THE STARS
LOOKING GOOD BIRTHDAY GAL
Lots of Cock
Lounging Ladies Notebook
Love is a Strong Word
MASSIVE COCKWOMBLE
MATCHES YOUR PUBES
MEANT PHO EACH OTHER
MERRY CACTUS
MERRY CHRISTMAS DICKHEAD
MERRY CHRISTMAS HUN
MERRY CHRISTMAS TO MY OTHER HALF
MERRY CRUSTMAS
MERRY XMAS OTTER HALF
MUM I AM A GIFT
MUM THANKS FOR NOT SWALLOWING ME
MUM WIPING BUM
MY CAT FUCKING HATES YOU
MY FAVOURITE MOTHERS
MY LAST TOILET ROLL
NACHO AVERAGE DAD
Naked Mole Rat
NETFLIX AND CHILL?
New Baby
New Neighbours
NO CURE FOR BEING A TWAT
No Idea How Old You Are
NOBODY GIVES A SHIT
Nothing But A Number
NOTHING SAYS HAPPY BIRTHDAY LIKE
NOTHING SAYS MERRY CHRISTMAS LIKE
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