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4 out of 5 cats
4 Out Of 5 People
5 Star Friend
5 Star Husband
A Card That Matches Your Hair
A Little Birdie
A Little Birdie Married
Absolute Joker
Alexa How Old Am I
Alpaca Party Hat
Anniversary Folded Card
Another Year Another Wrinkle
Appropriate Distance Of 2 Metres
Are You Drunk?
As good as your dick Birthday
At Least It's Not Chlamydia
At Least You're Not As Old As You'll Be Next Year
At least You're Not Extinct Yet
At Your Age You Should Never Trust A Fart
Austin Powers Birthday
Avo Great Birthday
Awesome Baby
Bad News You're 30
Bad News You're 40
Bad News You're 50
Bad News You're 60
Bank Of Dad
Basic Bitch
Be The Person Your Dog Thinks You Are
Being An Adult Sucks
Being My Dad
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Birthday 99% Chance of Gin
Birthday Bitch Cake
Birthday Boy
Birthday Card for a Bloke
Birthday Cat Letters
Birthday Cat Says
Birthday Checkbox
Birthday Cupcake
Birthday Girl
Birthday Suit
Birthday Wanker
Bitch Please Unicorn
Bitch You Got This Card
Blame My Zodiac
Blazin Birthday
Blow Job Scratch Foil Card
Blow Me
Blurry Words
Born To Be Wild
Brother Birthday Card
Busy Cat Birthday
Cat Love Anniversary
Certified DILF
Cheer Up You're Not Dead Yet
Circle Game
Con-cat-ulations
Condolences On The Loss Of Your Youth
Congrats On Your Little Dumpling
Congratulations Mama NEW
Couldn't Be Arsed To Get You A Present
Cracking Birthday
Dad 5 Star
DAD I AM A GIFT
Dad Matches Your Hair
Dad One Fab Pop
Dad Otterly Awesome
Dad Thanks For Saying Yes
Dad, I can Never Repay You
Disinfect This Card
Don't Worry About The Dishes
Drunk And Disorderly
Eat Your Cake Bitch
Elvis Thank You
Endures Your Farts
Even Wankers Deserve A Birthday Card
Every Bite You Take
Everyone Gets To Be Young Once
Excellent Wife
F*ck Off to Your New Job Then
Facking Birthday You Silly Cunt
Favourite Human Bean
Fifties Have Expired B-day Card
Fifty Oh Fuck Birthday Card
Floppy Disk You're Retro
Football Birthday
Forget The Present
Forties Have Expired B-day Card
Fortune Cookie
Forty Oh Fuckity Fuck Card
Friends are like stars
From One Cunt to Another Card
From The Superior Sibling Card
From Your Favourite Boobs
From Your Fur Baby
Fuck You And Fuck Your Birthday
Fucking Fabulous Unicorn
Fucking Fossil
Full Of Ha-penis Birthday Card
Gangsta Cat
Get Out Of Your Own Damn Way Notebook
Gin Bunny
Give A Shit About Your Birthday
Go Shorty
Goodluck finding better colleagues
Gordon Ramsay Birthday Disgrace
Gordon Ramsay F*cking Donkey
Great As Your Butt
Grey Pube Start Wrapping Things Up
Hands Up If You're Ready To Party
Handsome as F*ck
Hang In There
Happee Birthday
Happy 10th Bday Croc Card
Happy 21st Birthday
Happy 30th Birthday Card,
Happy 5th Bday Croc Card
Happy 6th Bday Croc Card
Happy 7th Bday Croc Card
Happy 8th Bday Croc Card
Happy 9th Bday Croc Card
Happy Bidet
Happy Birthday Dickhead
Happy Birthday Dickhead Yellow
Happy Birthday Fuckface
Happy Birthday Hun
Happy Birthday To My Otter Half
Happy Birthday You Dickhead
Happy Birthgay
Happy Fathers Day To A Real Mother F*Cker
Happy New Home
Happy Pho-King Birthday
Happy Puggin Birthday
Have a Blinding Birthday
Have A Magical Birthday
Have A Purr-Fect Birthday
Have A Strange Birthday
Have A Willy Great Birthday
Hello Baby Mobile NEW
Hello My Name is Traitor Card
Herd it's Your Birthday
Here's To No Longer Giving A Fuck
Here's Your Fucking Card
Hip Hip Replacement
House Plant Ladies Notebook
How Amazing You Are
Hug Dealer
Husband's Choices
I Bet This Card Looks Crap
I Bought This Card Online
I Hope Your Birthday Is Llamazing
I Hope Your Birthday is Llamazing
I Hope Your Birthday Is Poppin
I Only Came For The Cake
I Wanted To Send You Something Amazing
I Would Laugh But You're Still Younger Than Me
I'll Be There For You
I'll Give You the "D" Later
I'm Amazed You Can Read This At Your Age
If My Maths Is Correct
If You Can Read This
If You Were Milk
Impawsable!
In Dog Years You're Fabulous
It's a Boy
It's a Girl
It's Always About You, Isn't It?
It's Birthday Bitch
It's Pawty Time
James Bond Birthday
Jesus Loves You
Jon Snow Birthday Bastard
Just Like A Cat Birthday
Just Like Every Other Fucking Day
Koala-ty Birthday
Koala-ty Ideas Notebook
Last Longer
Leopard Wild Thoughts Notebook
Let The Good Times Be Gin Dog
Let's Get Lit
Let's Get Off Our Tits
Let's Get Shih-Tzu-Faced
Let's Get Slothed
Let's Get Wasted and Eat Chicken Nuggets
Let's Just Pretend This Was On Time
Live Slow Party Hard
Look At The Stars
Looking Good Birthday Gal
Lots of Cock
Lounging Ladies Notebook
Lucky Bastard Anniversary card
Magic Af
Magical Day Rainbow
Massive Cockwomble
Matches Your Pubes
Me Being Your Wife Card
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