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I'm Amazed You Can Read This At Your Age.
I'm No Cactus Expert But..
Impawsable!.
In a World Full of Cunts
JUAN YEAR OLDER.
Let's Get Slothed.
Live Laugh Love Bitch
Look at You Getting all Married and Shit
Look At You Go
Managing Expectations
Me As your Wife
New Baby.
No Cure for Being a Twat Card.
Now That You Are 21
Oh For Fox Sake!.
Plant Mum.
Same Age As Old People
Shit at Answering Your Phone Birthday
Shits & Giggles
Sloth of Fun Birthday
Sorry You Had To Get Off Your Phone
Space Sloth 2.
Still Got The Moves
That Ass is a Real Bonus
The Bitch
Thirty Thirsty Gin.
Today You Came out of a Vagina
Trip Over Your Own Balls.
Trip Over Your Own Tits.
Twinkle Bum Birthday
Welcome Little One Stork .
Well Fuck
When It Comes To Birthdays.
Whoop Whoop
Yay A Baby Boy
Yay A Baby Girl
You Can Shove This Card Up Your Arse.
You Escaped Farwell
You Put The Pro In Prosecco
You're A Classic.
You're Extra but Worth It.
You're My Boo.
You're My Favourite Husband
You're Now So Old It's Not Even Funny Anymore.
You're Otterly Amazing.
You're The Fittest Bird I Know.
Your Future Looks Wrinkly.
A Card You Can Read
Age is Just a Number
Appropriate Distance Of 2 Metres.
Atleast you don't have ugly children
Baby Boy
Baby Girl
Birthday Barcode 30th
Birthday Barcode 40th
Birthday Love Corgi
Birthday Statistics .
Cat Love Anniversary.
Congratulations Mama .
Disinfect This Card.
Fifty Grumpy Cat
Fortune Cookie.
Forty Grumpy Cat NEW
Friends Are Like Fat Thighs
Friends are like stars.
From The Love Of Your Life.
Gaga For You.
Gay For You.
Great Conversation
Happee Birthday .
Happy 21st Birthday.
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Hug Dealer.
Human Servant Birthday .
I Bought This Card Online.
I enjoyed Annoying You NEW
I Hope This Card Is Gay Enough For You.
I Know Where You Live New Home
I Like You More Than Your Cat Likes You.
I Only Came For The Cake.
I Wanna Tickle Your Belly Button.
I'm Balls Deep.
It's Pawty Time.
Level Up Gamer Birthday
Looking Good Birthday Gal.
Love is a Strong Word.
Magical Being Birthday .
Match Made in Heaven
Monday Mood Retired
My Last Toilet Roll.
Nine months in the Tum
No Cure For Being A Twat.
No Idea How Old You Are.
No One is Saying You're Old .
Nothing Says BIrthday Like.
Nugs and Kisses.
Oldi 30th Birthday
Oldi 40th Birthday
Oldi 50th Birthday
Oldi 70th Birthday
OMG You're How Old.
Purr Yourself A Gin.
Rude 21st Birthday.
Seventieth Cat Birthday
Seventy Oh Fuckity Fuck
Shit Now Without You .
Sisters Are Like Fat Thighs
Space 5th Birthday NEW
Space 6th Birthday
The Birthday Cat Tarot Card .
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Thirty and Fabulous.
Thirty Flirty and Thriving NEW.
Turning 30.
Turning 40.
Welcome Little Baby Stroller
Welcome to Your 40's.
Wild and Crazy 40
You Are Really Cool/Old.
You Make My Heart Melt.
You My Homeslice.
You're Dead To Us .
You're Magic .
You're Not 40.
You're The Shih-Tzu.
Your Pussy Is Magic.
Youth Part 2.
Happy 10th Bday Croc Card.
Happy 5th Bday Croc Card.
Happy 6th Bday Croc Card.
Happy 7th Bday Croc Card.
Happy 8th Bday Croc Card.
Happy 9th Bday Croc Card.
Don't Worry About The Dishes
Mum You're Otterly Amazing.
Mum, you can do the ironing later.
Retro Mother's Day Card
You're very nearly my favourite parent
Happy Fathers Day To A Real Mother F*Cker
A Dad Is Someone Who You Look Up To .
Above Dadverage.
An entire day all about you?
Bank Of Dad.
Best Husband, Dad , Friend .
Dad Diagram
DAD I AM A GIFT
Dad I Think You're Great
Dad Jokes Pie Chart.
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Dad Otterly Awesome.
Dad Simply the Zest
Dad Wiping Bum
Dad Without You I'm Broke.
Dad You're One Of My Favourite Parents
Dad, I can Never Repay You.
Nacho Average Dad.
Of All The dad in the World.
Pawsome Dad.
Relaxing as Before Children
Super Dad
Takes A Legend Like You
Thanks Dad Smile on My Face
Well Done Dad I'm Amazing
You Sir Are A Legend
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A Little Birdie Told Me It Was Christmas
Absolute Champ
All I'm Getting For Christmas Is
Bah Humpug.
Buttloads of Fun at Christmas
Cactus Christmas Is Gonna Be Lit.
Cats Don't Care it's Christmas
Christmas As Extra As You 2
Christmas Hedgehugs.
Crabby Love
Fa La La La Llama.
Feline Festive Cat
Fragile Birthday
Go Jesus It's Your Birthday
Hands Up If It's Your Birthday
Happy New Home
Holy Shit! You Did It
I Am the Gift
I Didn't Get You A Christmas Present
I Like Your Balls
It's Beginning To Look A Lot Like
Jesus Birthday Facebook
Jesus Christ is it Christmas Already
Jingle Your Balls
Kiss Me Under The Mistletoe
Let's Hope Santa Doesn't See Your Search History
Merry Cactus.
Merry Christmas Dickhead
Merry Christmas Otter Half.
Merry Christmas To My Other Half.
Merry Crustmas.
Merry Xmas Candy Cane
Merry Xmas Otter Half.
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