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Middle Finger 50th Birthday
Central23
Monster Truck Birthday
Nacho Average Dad
Naked Mole Rat
New Baby
New Neighbours
Nice New Place
No Cure For Being A Twat
No Cure for Being a Twat Card
No Idea How Old You Are
Nobody Gives a Sh*t
Nothing Says Happy Birthday Like
Obligatory Birthday Card
Old Age Is Coming
Old and Senile
Old Is The New Black
Old Lives Matter Card
Old Slutbag
Older Than Me
Oldi
Oldi Woman
OMG You're How Old
One Fabulous Bitch To Another
One Minute You're Young and Fun
Party Time Bunny And Bear
Party Time Bunny And Bear Blue
Pawsome Dad
Plant Mum
Protect The Elderly NEW
Purr Yourself A Gin
RIP Twenties
Rip Your Slutty Years
Rude 21st Birthday
Same Willy Forever
Sassy Giraffes Card
Shake Ya Tits
Shake Ya Tits Hun
Shit Here Without You
Shit Yourself Yellow
Should We Drink Wine?
Sick Bastard
Simple Cheap And Blank Inside
Singing Dogs Birthday
Sisters By Chance Card
Smashed Avo
Snoring Beside Me
Some Babies Are Proper Ugly
Sorry There's No Money
Space Sloth 2
Sphynx Cat Another Year Another Wrinkle
Squeezing Your Surprise
Statistics Show That
Still A Right Tit
Still Hot, But It Comes In Flashes Now
Sweet 40th Birthday Card
Thank you Bloody Brilliant NEW
Thanks Dad Smile on My Face
Thanks So Much Abstract
That's A Lot Of Candles
The Day You Came Out Of A Vagina
The Godfather Card
The Legend
The Most Politically Correct Card
The Most Random Card Ever
The One Where It's Your Birthday
Think Happy Be Happy Notebook
Thirties Have Expired B-day Card
Thirty and Fabulous
Thirty Thirsty Gin
This Card Is Shit
Thundercunt Birthday
Tiger Pro-Cat-Stinator Notebook
Time To Start Lying About Your Age
To A Human I couldn't Live Without
To A Very Special C*nt
Today It's All About Me
Trendy Icons Wrap - Single sheet
Trip Over Your Own Balls
Trip Over Your Own Tits
Try Not To Fucking Drop It
Turning 30
Turning 40
Unbe-leaf-able Birthday
Unholy Thoughts Notebook
Vaginal Descent
VEGAN WANKER
Velcro Shoes
Vintage Fifty Birthday Card
Vintage Sixty Birthday Card
Vintage Thirty Birthday Card
Voldemort Birthday
Welcome Little One Stork NEW
Welcome New Baby Safari NEW
Welcome To The World NEW!
Welcome to Your 40's
What Does The Future Hold?
When It Comes To Birthdays
Wildest Dreams Notebook
Wisdom and Saggy Ballsack Birthday
Yoda Old You Are
You A Bad Bitch
You Are Really Cool/Old
You Don’t Look A Day Over Fabulous
You Little Prick Cactus
You Look Pretty Good For An Old Person
You Look Really F*cking Old
You Might Piss Yourself
You Old Bean
You Should See The Care Home I Found You
You Sir Are A Legend
You Still Look 21 From A Distance
You'd Be Really Expensive Birthday
You'll Always Be My Bff You Know Too Much
You're Having a Baby NEW
You're Leaving Funny Card
You're My Favourite Cat Lady
You're My Favourite Husband
You're Not 40
You're Not Old You're Retro Neon
You're Now So Old It's Not Even Funny Anymore
You're The Shih-Tzu
Young At Heart
Your Bin Goes Out More Than You Do
Your Chariot Awaits
Your Future Looks Wrinkly
Youth Part 2
An entire day all about you?
Certified MILF
Flowers Lovely Mum
From Your Favourite Child
Mama Avacado
Me Being Your Daughter
Me Being Your Son
Mother's Day Wishlist
Mum I Am A Gift
Mum I think You're Great
Mum only a legend Like you
Mum Thanks For Not Swallowing Me
Mum wiping bum
Mum You're Otterly Amazing
Mum you're the tits!
Mum, Like My Siblings
Mum, you can do the ironing later
My Favourite Mothers
Retro Mother's Day Card
You're the best Mum I've ever had
You're very nearly my favourite parent
69 What A Great Combo
Always Horny
Bao Chicka Wow Wow
Big Fan of Your Fanny
Big Fan of Your Willy
Cheesiest Card
Do You Know What Day It Is? NEW
I am The Gift
I Fucking Love Your Stupid Face
I Heart Your C*ck
I Love You Pig Time
I Love You With All My Willy
I Willy Love You
I'm Keeping You Card NEW
Jellyfish
Let's Hang Out Until One of Us Dies
Literally The First Card I Saw
Love is a Strong Word
Love You Long Time
My Cat Fucking Hates You
Never Let You Go Titanic
Nugs And Kisses Ketchup
Supporting Each Other in Old Age NEW
We’d Be A Normal Couple
You Love A Cockatoo
You're My Boo
You're My Favourite Human Bean
You're My Lobster
All I'm Getting For Christmas Is
Feline Festive Cat
Hands Up If It's Your Birthday
I Am the Gift
I Didn't Get You A Christmas Present
I Like Your Balls
It's Beginning To Look A Lot Like
Jesus Birthday Selfie
Jesus Christ is it Christmas Already
Kiss Me Under The Mistletoe
Merry Christmas Dickhead
O Come Let Us Adore Gin
Bah Humpug
Cactus Christmas Is Gonna Be Lit
Dachshund Through the Snow
Fa La La La Llama
Jingle Your Balls
Merry Cactus
Merry Crustmas
Merry Xmas Candy Cane
Reindeer Hope Your Christmas Is Lit
The Spirit of Christmas
Tis The Season To Be Trollied
White Christmas
You Sleigh Puppy
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