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Biggest Legend Ever
The Cardy Club
Dead Set Legend
Dirty Thirties
Few more Wrinkles on the Outside
I Saw This Card and Thought of You (Old Balls)
I Saw This Card and Thought of You (Old Boobies)
You Are Such a Birthday Babe
Mr & Mrs
Real Shit
Little Peanut
Would Marry Again
I Like You Almost as Much as I Like Dogs
I Love Doing Life with You
I Love Ewe
I Love You So Much I Want To Eat You
I Love You This Much
I Want to Wrap My Arms Around You!
In it for the Cuddles
Love You Long Time
To a Very Cool Cat
You are the Wind Beneath my Floppy Bits
You Make Everything Fun
You're a Total Fox
You're my Favourite Human
If the Sun Were a Human it Would be You
New Pad New Plants
Literally the Coolest Mum Ever
Dick The Balls with Bowels of Holly
Happy Non-Denominational Day
Merry Christmas Sorry it's Not a Puppy
Santa Claws is Coming to Town
Santa Paws is Coming to Town
I Don't Believe in Celebrating Arbitrary Events
Birthday Sausage
Fair Dinkum Birthday
Fifty and Shifty (large card)
Get It In Ya Beer
Get It In Ya Cake
Happy Birthday Blow Me (large card)
Happy Birthday or as they say in Germany.. (large
I See You and Your Are Radiant
I'm So Glad Your Parents Did the Down And Dirty
Insert Birthday Cake Here..
Insert Birthday Cake Here.. (large card)
It's Your B-Day! Let's Get Slothed (large card)
It's Your B-Day! Let's Get Smashed
It's Your Birthday. Here's A Card. You're Welcome.
Squad Assemble!
Strewth
Too Hot To Candle
Twenty-One and Too Much Fun (large card)
Welcome to Your Thirties You're Officially Old as
You Little Ripper
You Make Old Look Good
You Make Old Look Good (large card)
Birthday Girl
Cheers Girls
Forty and Naughty (large card)
Good One!
Happy Birthday You Idiot
Holy Moley! It's Your Birthday (large card)
It's Your Birthday Bike
Let's Par-Tea! (large card)
Party Time (large card)
Put the Wine in and Around my Mouth (large card)
Shut Up!!
There are More Than 19 Million Birthdays Today
There are More Than 19 Million Birthdays Today (la
Yipeee!!
You Are My Sunshine
You Are My Sunshine (large card)
You Have Excellent Ageing Abilities
You're Not That Old (large card)
Lock It In Eddie
Ring a Ding
Yay Engagement
You Guys Make Me Want to Throw Up In My Mouth
Baby on Board 1 (large card)
Baby on Board 2 (large card)
OMG You Guys Made a Tiny Human Blue
OMG You Guys Made a Tiny Human Pink
Welcome Little One
You've got a Bum Bum in Your Tum Tum!
You've got a Bum Bum in Your Tum Tum! (large card)
And I Will Always Love You (large card)
Are You a Parking Ticket? (large card)
Don't Ever Leave Me
Don't Ever Leave Me (large card)
Goodness Beams Out of You and it is So Beautiful
Happiness Recipe (large card)
How Am I Suppose to Fit All This Love Into My Litt
I like your face
I Love You So Much I Want To Eat You (large card)
I Smile When I Think of You
I Smile When I Think of You (large card)
I Want To Be On You
I Want To Be On You (large card)
I Want to Wrap My Arms Around You! (large card)
I'm so Wild About You (large card)
If I Wasn't Your Girlfriend I'd be Your Stalker (l
If I Wasn't Your Wifey I'd be Your Stalker (large
In it for the Cuddles (large card)
Let's Make Out (large card)
Nice Cans (large card)
The World is a Bloody Beautiful Place
To a Very Cool Cat (large card)
You are Always On My Mind
You are Always On My Mind (large card)
You Are Just all Kinds of Bloody Lovely
You Are My Soulmate
You Are My Soulmate (large card)
You are Otterley Gorgeous
You are Otterley Gorgeous (large card)
You are so Brilliant
You Are So Hot! I Lava You! (large card)
You Are the Bees Knees
You Are the Bees Knees (large card)
You Are the Cats Pyjamas (large card)
You Are The Most Excellent Human
You Are The Most Excellent Human (large card)
You are the Wind Beneath my Floppy Bits (large car
You Look Hot (large card)
You're a Total Fox (large card)
You're my Favourite Human (large card)
You're So Bloody Fin-tastic (large card)
Good Job (large card)
Piece of Piss
Way to go Daddy-O
Whoop Ass
You're Koalafied! (large card)
Bad Ass Babe
I Believe In You (large card)
I Love Your New Home (large card)
I'm Not Jealous at all
I'm Not Jealous at all (large card)
New Pad New Plants (large card)
Adventure Awaits Bon Voyage (large card)
I Hope You Have a Crap Time and Come Back Soon
Miss You Already
See Ya Later Alligator
Life is so Fun With You in it (large card)
Sista from Another Mista
Yellow Jungle (large card)
Cheers Big (large card)
Thank You Girl
Thanks a Bunch (large card)
Thanks a latte (large card)
Feline Crap
Sorry I'm Such a Dick (large card)
This Sucks
Happy Mother's Yay (large card)
I Got My Mind on my Mummy and my Mummy On My Mind
To My Goat Mum (large card)
Happy Mother's Day From Your Favourite (large card
Day of the Dad
Handy Dandy Dad.
Love ya, Dad (large card)
Rad Dad
To A Turtley Awesome Dad
You're My Hero, Dad (large card)
You're Mine
Dick The Balls with Bowels of Holly (large card)
Falafel
Falafel (large card)
Happy Holidays
Let it Snow Man
Let it Snow Man (large card)
Merry Christmas You Knit Wit
Merry Christmas You Knit Wit (large card)
Peace Love and Puppies
Peace Love and Puppies (large card)
Peace on Earth
Peace on Earth (large card)
Santa Claws is Coming to Town (large card)
Santa Paws is Coming to Town (large card)
Tis the Season to be Jolly
Tis the Season to be Jolly (large card)
Warmest Wishes
Warmest Wishes (large card)
We Wish You a Sherry Xmas (large card)
You Are All I Want For Xmas
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