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Birthday Wanker
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Blame My Zodiac.
Blow Me
Cat Birthday .
Clever Sausage .
Corgi Cutie With A Booty
Crazy Cat Lady
Dad 5 Star
Do You Know What Day It Is?
Dog Pawty Time.
Elvis Thank You.
Facking Birthday You Silly Cunt
Fifties Have Expired B-day Card.
Floppy Disk You're Retro.
Football Birthday.
Forget The Present
Forties Have Expired B-day Card.
Forty and F*cking Fabulous
Fucking Finally Engagement Ring
Funcle.
Fur-Tea 30th Birthday .
Get Well Soon
Girls Need To Grow Up
Go Shorty
Grumpy Cat Birthday
Guaranteed Like
Hands Up If You're Ready To Party.
Happy Belated Birthday
Happy Bidet.
Happy Birthday Hun.
Happy Birthday Lovely
Have a Blinding Birthday.
Have a Legend dairy Birthday
Have A Strange Birthday
Have a Willy Great Birthday
Hello Baby Mobile
Herd it's Your Birthday
Holy Cow You're Old
Hope Your Birthday is Unfrogettable .
Hotsauce
Husband I love you 99% of the time
I Am A Gift You're Welcome
I Feel Sorry For People Who Don't Know Us
I Heart Your C*ck
I Hope Your Birthday is Llamazing
I Love You To The Moon and Back
I Love You With All My Willy
I would give you my last chicken nugget
I'm Keeping You Card
I'm No Weatherman
If My Maths Is Correct
James Bond Birthday
Jellyfish
Last Longer.
Let's Avo Cuddle.
Let's Get Shih-Tzu-Faced.
Let's Just Pretend This Was On Time.
Little Birdie Feeling Poorly
Little Birdie Leaving
Massive Cockwomble
Meant Pho Each Other
Monster Truck Birthday.
Mums Vag 18.
Never Let You Go Titanic
Nobody Gives a Sh*t
Not Bored of You Yet
Nothing But A Number
Nothing Says Happy Birthday Like
Nugs And Kisses Ketchup
Oh Look At You
Old Is The New Black
Older Than Me
Only Weiner For Me
Outstanding Baby-Making.
Partner in Wine .
RIP Twenties
Rip Your Slutty Years
Saggy Ballsack
Same Willy Forever
Seventy and F*cking Fabulous
Shit Except You Card
Should We Drink Wine?.
Simple Cheap And Blank Inside.
Singing Dogs Birthday.
Sixty and F*cking Fabulous
Smashed Avo
Snoring Beside Me
Social Expectations.
Some Babies Are Proper Ugly
Sorry There's No Money.
Squeezing Your Surprise.
Still A Right Tit
Stop Drinking Wine Birthday
Thanks a Bunch
The Best Year Anniversary.
Thirties Have Expired B-day Card.
Thirty and F*cking Fabulous
Thundercunt Birthday
To always be by your side
Today It's All About Me
Together Forever Card
Try Not To Fucking Drop It
Voldemort Birthday.
Wassup Bae.
Welcome New Baby Safari
Wife I love you 99% of the time
Wisdom and Saggy Ballsack Birthday
You A Bad Bitch.
You Little Prick Cactus
You Love A Cockatoo
You Make Me Wet.
You Might Piss Yourself
You Were an Accident.
You'd Be Really Expensive Birthday
You'll Always Be My Bff You Know Too Much
You're Every Nice Word I Can Think Of.
You're My Favourite Cat Lady
You're My Lobster
Age Is Just A Number
Alexa laughed birthday.
All Nighter Birthday
All You Need Is Love And Prosecco
Are You A Beaver
At Least It's Not Chlamydia
Aunticorn.
Balls Touching the Toilet Water
Batman Robin Pawtners In Crime.
Being Adults and Getting Married
Birthday Hats Cats.
Blazin Birthday.
Bottom of my Heart.
Brunette and a Blonde.
Certified DILF.
Con-cat-ulations.
Couldn't Be Arsed To Get You A Present.
Cross Off Dying Young Alphabet
Cutie With A Booty
Deez Nuts Birthday
Eyes Get Worse As You Get Older
Fart Together
For An Old Fucker.
Gin Bunny.
Give Card to Idiot
Good Bra Friend.
Gorgeous Birthdays
Handsome as Fuck
Handsome Cock
Hang In There.
Happy Birthday To My Otter Half.
Happy Birthgay.
Happy Puggin Birthday.
Have A Purr-Fect Birthday.
HBD Lovely Lady.
Heart Boner
Here's To No Longer Giving A Fuck.
Husband's Choices
I Don't Fart
I hope your birthday is shit.
I Love You Bum Heart
I Love You Pig Time.
I Love You To Uranus And Back.
I Love You With All My Boobs
I'm Amazed You Can Read This At Your Age.
I'm No Cactus Expert But..
Impawsable!.
In a World Full of Cunts
JUAN YEAR OLDER.
Let's Get Slothed.
Live Laugh Love Bitch
Look at You Getting all Married and Shit
Look At You Go
Managing Expectations
Me As your Wife
New Baby.
No Cure for Being a Twat Card.
Now That You Are 21
Oh For Fox Sake!.
Plant Mum.
Same Age As Old People
Shit at Answering Your Phone Birthday
Shits & Giggles
Sloth of Fun Birthday
Sorry You Had To Get Off Your Phone
Space Sloth 2.
Still Got The Moves
That Ass is a Real Bonus
The Bitch
Thirty Thirsty Gin.
Today You Came out of a Vagina
Trip Over Your Own Balls.
Trip Over Your Own Tits.
Twinkle Bum Birthday
Welcome Little One Stork .
Well Fuck
When It Comes To Birthdays.
Whoop Whoop
Yay A Baby Boy
Yay A Baby Girl
You Can Shove This Card Up Your Arse.
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