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If You Were Milk
Central23
Jon Snow Birthday Bastard
Just Like Every Other Fucking Day
Let's Get Off Our Tits
Let's Get Wasted and Eat Chicken Nuggets
Let's Hang Out Until One of Us Dies
Literally The First Card I Saw
Look At The Stars
Lots of Cock
Magic Af.
Magical Day Rainbow
Matches Your Pubes
Middle Finger 50th Birthday
Miss You This Much
My Cat Fucking Hates You
New Neighbours
Nice New Place
Obligatory Birthday Card
Old Age Is Coming
Old Slutbag
Oldi Woman
Rainbows, Kisses and Birthday Wishes
Relish It Birthday
Sending You Positive Vibes Card
Shit Here Without You
Shit Yourself Yellow
Sixty Oh Fuckity Fuck
Sphynx Cat Another Year Another Wrinkle.
Statistics Show That
Still Hot, But It Comes In Flashes Now
Teeny Tiny Person
Thank Facebook Birthday Card
Thanks For Putting Up With My Shit .
The Day You Came Out Of A Vagina
This Card is Going to Look Shit LOL
This Card Is Shit.
Time To Start Lying About Your Age
To A Very Special C*nt
Vaginal Descent
VEGAN WANKER.
Velcro Shoes
Vintage Fifty Birthday Card
Vintage Sixty Birthday Card
Vintage Thirty Birthday Card
We’d Be A Normal Couple
What Does The Future Hold?
Yoda Old You Are
You Fucking Deserve This Well Done
You Look Pretty Good For An Old Person
You Look Really F*cking Old
You Should See The Care Home I Found You
You Still Look 21 From A Distance
You're Having a Baby
You're Leaving Funny Card
Your Bin Goes Out More Than You Do
Your Chariot Awaits
Bday Balloons 6 Pink.
Bday Balloons 8 Pink.
Bday Balloons 9 Pink.
1 in 3 Men.
69 What A Great Combo
A Little Birdie Married
Absolute Joker.
Age is Irrelephant
Always Horny
Anniversary Folded Card
Anniversary Pookie
Around the Sun 2.
Bad News You're 40
Bad News You're 60
Be Fabulous Somewhere Else
Be The Person Your Dog Thinks You Are.
Being An Adult Sucks.
Besties Characters
Birthday Wanker
Blame My Zodiac.
Blow Me
Dog Pawty Time.
Facking Birthday You Silly Cunt
Fifties Have Expired B-day Card.
Floppy Disk You're Retro.
Football Birthday.
Forties Have Expired B-day Card.
Fucking Finally Engagement Ring
Go Shorty
Guaranteed Like
Hands Up If You're Ready To Party.
Happy Belated Birthday
Happy Bidet.
Have a Blinding Birthday.
Have a Legend dairy Birthday
Have a Willy Great Birthday
Herd it's Your Birthday
Holy Cow You're Old
Hope Your Birthday is Unfrogettable .
Husband I love you 99% of the time
I Heart Your C*ck
I Love You To The Moon and Back
I Love You With All My Willy
I would give you my last chicken nugget
I'm Keeping You Card
I'm No Weatherman
James Bond Birthday
Jellyfish
Last Longer.
Let's Get Shih-Tzu-Faced.
Let's Just Pretend This Was On Time.
Little Birdie Feeling Poorly
Massive Cockwomble
Monster Truck Birthday.
Mums Vag 18.
Never Let You Go Titanic
Nobody Gives a Sh*t
Not Bored of You Yet
Nothing But A Number
Old Is The New Black
Outstanding Baby-Making.
Rip Your Slutty Years
Same Willy Forever
Shit Except You Card
Should We Drink Wine?.
Simple Cheap And Blank Inside.
Squeezing Your Surprise.
The Best Year Anniversary.
Thirties Have Expired B-day Card.
Thundercunt Birthday
To always be by your side
Try Not To Fucking Drop It
Voldemort Birthday.
Wassup Bae.
Welcome New Baby Safari
Wife I love you 99% of the time
You Are Soy Amazing
You Might Piss Yourself
You Were an Accident.
You'll Always Be My Bff You Know Too Much
You're My Favourite Cat Lady
You're My Lobster
Age Is Just A Number
Alexa laughed birthday.
Are You A Beaver
At Least It's Not Chlamydia
Aunticorn.
Batman Robin Pawtners In Crime.
Birthday Hats Cats.
Blazin Birthday.
Certified DILF.
Con-cat-ulations.
Couldn't Be Arsed To Get You A Present.
Deez Nuts Birthday
Dim Sumbody Say Birthday
Eyes Get Worse As You Get Older
Fart Together
For An Old Fucker.
Gin Bunny.
Give Card to Idiot
Handsome as Fuck
Handsome Cock
Hang In There.
Happy Birthday Sister
Happy Birthgay.
Happy Puggin Birthday.
Have A Purr-Fect Birthday.
Heart Boner
Here's To No Longer Giving A Fuck.
I Don't Fart
I hope your birthday is shit.
I Love You Pig Time.
I Love You To Uranus And Back.
I'm Amazed You Can Read This At Your Age.
I'm No Cactus Expert But..
Impawsable!.
In a World Full of Cunts
JUAN YEAR OLDER.
Let's Get Slothed.
Nice Bonus
No Cure for Being a Twat Card.
Now That You Are 21
Oh For Fox Sake!.
Same Age As Old People
Shits & Giggles
Sloth of Fun Birthday
Sorry You Had To Get Off Your Phone
Space Sloth 2.
Still Got The Moves
Thirty Thirsty Gin.
Today You Came out of a Vagina
Yay A Baby Boy
You Can Shove This Card Up Your Arse.
You're A Classic.
You're Extra but Worth It.
You're My Boo.
You're Now So Old It's Not Even Funny Anymore.
You're Otterly Amazing.
You're The Fittest Bird I Know.
Your Future Looks Wrinkly.
A Card You Can Read
Age is Just a Number
Appropriate Distance Of 2 Metres.
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