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Happy Birthday To My Otter Half.
Happy Birthgay.
Happy Puggin Birthday.
Have A Purr-Fect Birthday.
Heart Boner
Here's To No Longer Giving A Fuck.
I Don't Fart
I hope your birthday is shit.
I Like Older Men
I Love You Pig Time.
I Love You To Uranus And Back.
I Love You With All My Boobs
I'm Amazed You Can Read This At Your Age.
I'm No Cactus Expert But..
Impawsable!.
In A Drawer
In a World Full of Cunts
JUAN YEAR OLDER.
Let's Get Slothed.
Live Laugh Love Bitch
Me As your Wife
New Baby.
Nice Bonus
No Cure for Being a Twat Card.
Now That You Are 21
Oh For Fox Sake!.
Same Age As Old People
Shit at Answering Your Phone Birthday
Shits & Giggles
Sloth of Fun Birthday
Sorry You Had To Get Off Your Phone
Space Sloth 2.
That Ass is a Real Bonus
Thirty Thirsty Gin.
Well Fuck
When It Comes To Birthdays.
Yay A Baby Boy
You Can Shove This Card Up Your Arse.
You're A Classic.
You're Extra but Worth It.
You're My Boo.
You're Now So Old It's Not Even Funny Anymore.
You're Otterly Amazing.
You're The Fittest Bird I Know.
Your Future Looks Wrinkly.
A Card You Can Read
Age is Just a Number
Appropriate Distance Of 2 Metres.
Atleast you don't have ugly children
Birthday Barcode 30th
Birthday Barcode 40th
Cat Love Anniversary.
Congratulations Mama .
Disinfect This Card.
Do Keep The Envelope
Fortune Cookie.
From The Love Of Your Life.
Gaga For You.
Great Conversation
Happee Birthday .
Happy 21st Birthday.
Happy Birthday from the Best Decision
Hug Dealer.
Human Servant Birthday .
I Bought This Card Online.
I Hope This Card Is Gay Enough For You.
I Know Where You Live New Home
I Like You More Than Your Cat Likes You.
I Only Came For The Cake.
I Wanna Tickle Your Belly Button.
I'm Balls Deep.
Level Up Gamer Birthday
Love is a Strong Word.
Monday Mood Retired
My Last Toilet Roll.
Nine months in the Tum
No Cure For Being A Twat.
No Idea How Old You Are.
No One is Saying You're Old .
Nothing Says BIrthday Like.
Nugs and Kisses.
Oldi 30th Birthday
Oldi 40th Birthday
Oldi 50th Birthday
Oldi 70th Birthday
OMG You're How Old.
One Fabulous Bitch to Another
Purr Yourself A Gin.
Seventieth Cat Birthday
Seventy Oh Fuckity Fuck
Space 5th Birthday NEW
Space 6th Birthday
The Birthday Cat Tarot Card .
The Older You Get The Better You Get.
Thirty and Fabulous.
Thirty Flirty and Thriving NEW.
Turning 30.
Turning 40.
Welcome to Your 40's.
Wild and Crazy 40
You Are Really Cool/Old.
You Make My Heart Melt.
You My Homeslice.
You're Magic .
You're Not 40.
Your Pussy Is Magic.
Youth Part 2.
Happy 10th Bday Croc Card.
Happy 5th Bday Croc Card.
Happy 6th Bday Croc Card.
Happy 7th Bday Croc Card.
Happy 8th Bday Croc Card.
Happy 9th Bday Croc Card.
Don't Worry About The Dishes
Mum You're Otterly Amazing.
Mum, you can do the ironing later.
Retro Mother's Day Card
Happy Fathers Day To A Real Mother F*Cker
A Dad Is Someone Who You Look Up To .
Above Dadverage.
Bank Of Dad.
Best Husband, Dad , Friend .
Dad Diagram
DAD I AM A GIFT
Dad Jokes Pie Chart.
Dad One Fab Pop.
Dad Otterly Awesome.
Dad Simply the Zest
Dad Wiping Bum
Dad Without You I'm Broke.
Dad You're One Of My Favourite Parents
Hello Baby Cloud
Nacho Average Dad.
Of All The dad in the World.
Pawsome Dad.
Relaxing as Before Children
Super Dad
Takes A Legend Like You
Thanks Dad Smile on My Face
4 Out Of 5 Christmas
A Little Birdie Told Me It Was Christmas
All I'm Getting For Christmas Is
Bah Humpug.
Buttloads of Fun at Christmas
Cactus Christmas Is Gonna Be Lit.
Cats Don't Care it's Christmas
Christmas As Extra As You 2
Christmas Hedgehugs.
Fa La La La Llama.
Feline Festive Cat
Fragile Birthday
Go Jesus It's Your Birthday
Hands Up If It's Your Birthday
Happy New Home
Holy Shit! You Did It
I Am the Gift
I Didn't Get You A Christmas Present
I Like Your Balls
It's Beginning To Look A Lot Like
Jesus Birthday Facebook
Jesus Christ is it Christmas Already
Jingle Your Balls
Kiss Me Under The Mistletoe
Let's Hope Santa Doesn't See Your Search History
Merry Cactus.
Merry Christmas Dickhead
Merry Christmas Otter Half.
Merry Christmas To My Other Half.
Merry Crustmas.
Merry Xmas Candy Cane
Merry Xmas Otter Half.
Minced Pie Before Guys.
Nothing Says Merry Christmas Like
O Come Let Us Adore Gin
Otterly Amazing Christmas.
Reindeer Hope Your Christmas Is Lit.
Season's Greetings Wreath.
Shake Ya Tits Christmas
Sloth Like Christmas.
The Spirit of Christmas
Tis The Season To Be Trollied.
White Christmas
You're Knob
Christmas Unicorn.
Merry Christmas Dickhead .
Purrfect Christmas.
Get Out Of Your Own Damn Way Notebook.
Koala-ty Ideas Notebook.
Leopard Wild Thoughts Notebook
Lounging Ladies Notebook.
Think Happy Be Happy Notebook.
Tiger Pro-Cat-Stinator Notebook.
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Slightly Stationery
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