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I am The Gift
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I Bet This Card Looks Crap
I Fucking Love Your Stupid Face
I Hope Your Birthday Is Llamazing
I was Told There Would Be Cake .
I Wonder Anniversary Card
I Would Laugh But You're Still Younger Than Me.
If Cats Could Text Back .
If You Can Read This.
If You Were Milk
Jon Snow Birthday Bastard
Just Like Every Other Fucking Day
Let's Get Off Our Tits
Let's Get Wasted and Eat Chicken Nuggets
Let's Hang Out Until One of Us Dies
Little Seaman
Look At The Stars
Magic Af.
Magical Day Rainbow
Matches Your Pubes
Middle Finger 50th Birthday
My Cat Fucking Hates You
Nail Polish in Claude Bloom.
Poketo
Nail Polish in Claude Lagoon.
Nail Polish in Claude Mint.
Nail Polish in Ellsworth Yellow.
Nail Polish in Georgia Teal.
New Neighbours
Nice New Place
Obligatory Birthday Card
Old Age Is Coming
Old and Senile
Old Slutbag
Oldi Woman
One Fabulous Bitch To Another
One Minute You're Young and Fun Mobility Scooter
One Year Closer to the Hottest Wheels
Pull string tote Black & Ivory
Mia Melange
Rainbows, Kisses and Birthday Wishes
Relish It Birthday
Sending You Positive Vibes Card
Shake Ya Tits Hun
Shit Yourself Yellow
Sixty Oh Fuckity Fuck
Sphynx Cat Another Year Another Wrinkle.
Teeny Tiny Person
Thank Facebook Birthday Card
Thanks For Putting Up With My Shit .
The Day You Came Out Of A Vagina
The One Where It's Your Birthday
This Card is Going to Look Shit LOL
This Card Is Shit.
Time To Start Lying About Your Age
To A Human I couldn't Live Without
To A Very Special C*nt
Vaginal Descent
VEGAN WANKER.
Velcro Shoes
Vintage Fifty Birthday Card
Vintage Sixty Birthday Card
Vintage Thirty Birthday Card
Welcome Little One
We’d Be A Normal Couple
What Does The Future Hold?
Wild and Crazy 50
Yoda Old You Are
You Deserve All the Wine Birthday
You Fucking Deserve This Well Done
You Look Really F*cking Old
You Should See The Care Home I Found You
You're Having a Baby
You're Leaving Funny Card
You're The Tits
Bday Balloons 6 Pink.
Bday Balloons 8 Pink.
Bday Balloons 9 Pink.
1 in 3 Men.
69 What A Great Combo
A Little Birdie Married
A Little Birdie Told Me You Were Thirty
Absolute Joker.
Age is Irrelephant
Always Horny
Anniversary Pookie
Around the Sun 2.
Bad News You're 40
Bad News You're 60
Bao Chicka Wow Wow
Be Fabulous Somewhere Else
Be The Person Your Dog Thinks You Are.
Being An Adult Sucks.
Besties Characters
Birthday Boy
Birthday Girl
Birthday Wanker
Blame My Zodiac.
Blow Me
Do You Know What Day It Is?
Dog Pawty Time.
Facking Birthday You Silly Cunt
Favourite Human Bean
Fifties Have Expired B-day Card.
Floppy Disk You're Retro.
Football Birthday.
Forties Have Expired B-day Card.
Go Shorty
Guaranteed Like
Hands Up If You're Ready To Party.
Happy Belated Birthday
Happy Bidet.
Have a Blinding Birthday.
Have a Legend dairy Birthday
Have a Willy Great Birthday
Herd it's Your Birthday
Hope Your Birthday is Unfrogettable .
I Heart Your C*ck
I Hope Your Birthday is Llamazing
I Love You To The Moon and Back
I Love You With All My Willy
I would give you my last chicken nugget
I'm Keeping You Card
I'm No Weatherman
If My Maths Is Correct
James Bond Birthday
Jellyfish
Last Longer.
Let's Avo Cuddle.
Let's Get Shih-Tzu-Faced.
Let's Just Pretend This Was On Time.
Little Birdie Feeling Poorly
Little Birdie Leaving
Massive Cockwomble
Meant Pho Each Other
Monster Truck Birthday.
Mums Vag 18.
Never Let You Go Titanic
Nobody Gives a Sh*t
Not Bored of You Yet
Nothing But A Number
Nothing Says Happy Birthday Like
Oh Look At You
Old Is The New Black
Older Than Me
Outstanding Baby-Making.
Partner in Wine .
Rip Your Slutty Years
Saggy Ballsack
Same Willy Forever
Shit Except You Card
Should We Drink Wine?.
Simple Cheap And Blank Inside.
Singing Dogs Birthday.
Size Matters Anniversary Card
Some Babies Are Proper Ugly
Sorry There's No Money.
Squeezing Your Surprise.
Stop Drinking Wine Birthday
The Best Year Anniversary.
Thirties Have Expired B-day Card.
Thundercunt Birthday
To always be by your side
Today It's All About Me
Together Forever Card
Try Not To Fucking Drop It
Voldemort Birthday.
Wassup Bae.
Welcome New Baby Safari
Wisdom and Saggy Ballsack Birthday
You Are Soy Amazing
You Little Prick Cactus
You Love A Cockatoo
You Make Me Wet.
You Old Bean .
You Were an Accident.
You'd Be Really Expensive Birthday
You'll Always Be My Bff You Know Too Much
You're Every Nice Word I Can Think Of.
You're My Favourite Cat Lady
You're My Lobster
Alexa laughed birthday.
All You Need Is Love And Prosecco
Are You A Beaver
At Least It's Not Chlamydia
Aunticorn.
Balls Touching the Toilet Water
Batman Robin Pawtners In Crime.
Birthday Hats Cats.
Blazin Birthday.
Certified DILF.
Con-cat-ulations.
Couldn't Be Arsed To Get You A Present.
Deez Nuts Birthday
Dim Sumbody Say Birthday
Eyes Get Worse As You Get Older
Fart Together
For An Old Fucker.
Gin Bunny.
Give Card to Idiot
Handsome as Fuck
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