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I Heart Your C*ck
Central23
I Love You To The Moon and Back
I Love You With All My Willy
I would give you my last chicken nugget
I'm Keeping You Card
I'm No Weatherman
James Bond Birthday
Jellyfish
Last Longer.
Let's Get Shih-Tzu-Faced.
Let's Just Pretend This Was On Time.
Little Birdie Feeling Poorly
Massive Cockwomble
Monster Truck Birthday.
Mums Vag 18.
Never Let You Go Titanic
Nobody Gives a Sh*t
Not Bored of You Yet
Nothing But A Number
Old Is The New Black
Older Than Me
Outstanding Baby-Making.
Rip Your Slutty Years
Same Willy Forever
Shit Except You Card
Should We Drink Wine?.
Simple Cheap And Blank Inside.
Size Matters Anniversary Card
Some Babies Are Proper Ugly
Squeezing Your Surprise.
The Best Year Anniversary.
Thirties Have Expired B-day Card.
Thirty and F*cking Fabulous
Thundercunt Birthday
To always be by your side
Together Forever Card
Try Not To Fucking Drop It
Voldemort Birthday.
Wassup Bae.
Welcome New Baby Safari
Wife I love you 99% of the time
Wisdom and Saggy Ballsack Birthday
You Are Soy Amazing
You Little Prick Cactus
You Might Piss Yourself
You Were an Accident.
You'll Always Be My Bff You Know Too Much
You're My Favourite Cat Lady
You're My Lobster
Age Is Just A Number
Alexa laughed birthday.
Are You A Beaver
At Least It's Not Chlamydia
Aunticorn.
Batman Robin Pawtners In Crime.
Birthday Hats Cats.
Blazin Birthday.
Certified DILF.
Con-cat-ulations.
Couldn't Be Arsed To Get You A Present.
Deez Nuts Birthday
Dim Sumbody Say Birthday
Eyes Get Worse As You Get Older
Fart Together
For An Old Fucker.
Gin Bunny.
Give Card to Idiot
Handsome as Fuck
Handsome Cock
Hang In There.
Happy Birthday Sister
Happy Birthgay.
Happy Puggin Birthday.
Have A Purr-Fect Birthday.
Heart Boner
Here's To No Longer Giving A Fuck.
I Don't Fart
I hope your birthday is shit.
I Love You Pig Time.
I Love You To Uranus And Back.
I Love You With All My Boobs
I'm Amazed You Can Read This At Your Age.
I'm No Cactus Expert But..
Impawsable!.
In a World Full of Cunts
JUAN YEAR OLDER.
Let's Get Slothed.
Nice Bonus
No Cure for Being a Twat Card.
Now That You Are 21
Oh For Fox Sake!.
Same Age As Old People
Shits & Giggles
Sloth of Fun Birthday
Sorry You Had To Get Off Your Phone
Space Sloth 2.
Still Got The Moves
Thirty Thirsty Gin.
Today You Came out of a Vagina
Well Fuck
When It Comes To Birthdays.
Yay A Baby Boy
You Can Shove This Card Up Your Arse.
You're A Classic.
You're Extra but Worth It.
You're My Boo.
You're Now So Old It's Not Even Funny Anymore.
You're Otterly Amazing.
You're The Fittest Bird I Know.
Your Future Looks Wrinkly.
A Card You Can Read
Age is Just a Number
Appropriate Distance Of 2 Metres.
Atleast you don't have ugly children
Birthday Barcode 30th
Birthday Barcode 40th
Cat Love Anniversary.
Congratulations Mama .
Disinfect This Card.
Do Keep The Envelope
Fortune Cookie.
From The Love Of Your Life.
Gaga For You.
Great Conversation
Happy 21st Birthday.
Happy Birthday from the Best Decision
Hug Dealer.
Human Servant Birthday .
I Bought This Card Online.
I Hope This Card Is Gay Enough For You.
I Know Where You Live New Home
I Like You More Than Your Cat Likes You.
I Only Came For The Cake.
I Wanna Tickle Your Belly Button.
I'm Balls Deep.
Level Up Gamer Birthday
Love is a Strong Word.
My Last Toilet Roll.
Nine months in the Tum
No Cure For Being A Twat.
No Idea How Old You Are.
No One is Saying You're Old .
Nothing Says BIrthday Like.
Nugs and Kisses.
Oldi 30th Birthday
Oldi 40th Birthday
Oldi 50th Birthday
Oldi 70th Birthday
One Fabulous Bitch to Another
Purr Yourself A Gin.
Seventieth Cat Birthday
Seventy Oh Fuckity Fuck
Space 5th Birthday NEW
Space 6th Birthday
The Birthday Cat Tarot Card .
The Older You Get The Better You Get.
Thirty and Fabulous.
Thirty Flirty and Thriving NEW.
Turning 30.
Turning 40.
Welcome Little Baby Stroller
Welcome to Your 40's.
Wild and Crazy 40
You My Homeslice.
You're Magic .
You're Not 40.
Your Pussy Is Magic.
Happy 10th Bday Croc Card.
Happy 5th Bday Croc Card.
Happy 6th Bday Croc Card.
Happy 7th Bday Croc Card.
Happy 8th Bday Croc Card.
Happy 9th Bday Croc Card.
Don't Worry About The Dishes
Mum You're Otterly Amazing.
Mum, you can do the ironing later.
Retro Mother's Day Card
Happy Fathers Day To A Real Mother F*Cker
A Dad Is Someone Who You Look Up To .
Above Dadverage.
Dad Simply the Zest
Hello Baby Cloud
Nacho Average Dad.
Of All The dad in the World.
Pawsome Dad.
Relaxing as Before Children
Super Dad
Thanks Dad Smile on My Face
You Sir Are A Legend
4 Out Of 5 Christmas
A Little Birdie Told Me It Was Christmas
All I'm Getting For Christmas Is
Bah Humpug.
Buttloads of Fun at Christmas
Cactus Christmas Is Gonna Be Lit.
Cats Don't Care it's Christmas
Christmas Hedgehugs.
Fa La La La Llama.
Feline Festive Cat
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