4 OUT OF 5 CHRISTMAS
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4 OUT OF 5 PEOPLE
69 WHAT A GREAT COMBO
A LITTLE BIRDIE
ALEXA HOW OLD AM I
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS YOU NAKED
ALL I'M GETTING FOR CHRISTMAS IS
All My Breast Ideas Notebook
ALL YOU NEED IS LOVE AND PROSECCO
ALWAYS HORNY
ANOTHER YEAR ANOTHER WRINKLE
APPROPRIATE DISTANCE OF 2 METRES
ARE YOU A BEAVER
Are You Drunk?
ARE YOU IMMATURE
At Least You're Not As Old As You'll Be Next Year
At least You're Not Extinct Yet
At Your Age You Should Never Trust A Fart
Avo Great Birthday
Bad News You're 30
Bad News You're 40
Bad News You're 50
Bad News You're 60
Bad News You're 70
BAH HUMPUG
BAO CHICKA WOW WOW
BASIC BITCH
Basic Bitch Notebook
BATMAN ROBIN PAWTNERS IN CRIME
BE THE PERSON YOUR DOG THINKS YOU ARE
BEING AN ADULT SUCKS
BIG FAN OF YOUR FANNY
BIG FAN OF YOUR WILLY
Birthday
Birthday Bitch Cake
BIRTHDAY BOY
BIRTHDAY GIRL
BIRTHDAY WANKER
Blame My Zodiac
BLAZIN BIRTHDAY
BLURRY WORDS
BRIE MINE
CACTUS CHRISTMAS IS GONNA BE LIT
CERTIFIED DILF
CERTIFIED MILF
CHEESIEST CARD
CHRISTMAS AS EXTRA AS YOU 2
CHRISTMAS BEER
CHRISTMAS HEDGEHUGS
CHRISTMAS PUG AND FRENCHIE
CIRCLE GAME
CONDOLENCES ON THE LOSS OF YOUR YOUTH
CONGRATS ON YOUR LITTLE DUMPLING
CORGI CUTIE WITH A BOOTY
Crazy Cat Lady
CUTIE WITH A BOOTY
Dino-Mite Ideas Notebook
DINOSAURS HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU
DISINFECT THIS CARD
Dog Pawty Time
Don't Feel Special I've Got A Whole Pack Of These
Dream Journal Notebook
DRUNK AND DISORDERLY
Drunk In Love
EAT YOUR CAKE BITCH
EVEN WANKERS DESERVE A BIRTHDAY CARD
Everyone Gets To Be Young Once
FA LA LA LA LLAMA
FACKING BIRTHDAY YOU SILLY CUNT
FELINE FESTIVE CAT
File It Under Fuck It Notebook
FLAMINGO CLASSY BIRD
FLOPPY DISK YOUÕRE RETRO
Flower You Go Girl Notebook
FORGET THE PRESENT
FORTUNE COOKIE
Friday Feeling
FROM YOUR FAVOURITE CHILD
From Your Fur Baby
FUCK IT THIS CARD WILL DO
FUCK ME YOU'RE OLD
FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR BIRTHDAY
GANGSTA CAT
GAY FOR YOU
Get Down Yoga
Get Out Of Your Own Damn Way Notebook
GIN BUNNY
GIRL BOSS
GIVE A SHIT ABOUT Your BIrthday
GO SHORTY
Golden Ideas Notebook
GREAT AS YOUR BUTT
GREY PUBE START WRAPPING THINGS UP
HANDS UP IF YOU'RE READY TO PARTY
Hang In There
HAPPY BIDET
HAPPY BIRTHDAY DICKHEAD
HAPPY BIRTHDAY DICKHEAD YELLOW
HAPPY BIRTHDAY HUN
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY OTTER HALF
HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU DICKHEAD
HAVE A CRACKING CHRISTMAS
Have A Magical Birthday
HAVE A PAWSOME CHRISTMAS
HAVE A PURR-FECT BIRTHDAY
Here's To No Longer Giving A Fuck
Here's Your Fucking Card
HO HO HOES
Hoes Before Bros
HOTSAUCE
House Plant Ladies Notebook
HUG DEALER
HUSBAND'S CHOICES
I AM A GIFT YOU'RE WELCOME
I AM THE GIFT
I BET THIS CARD LOOKS CRAP
I BOUGHT THIS CARD ONLINE
I DIDN'T GET YOU A CHRISTMAS PRESENT
I Fucking Love Your Stupid Face
I Got You An Envelope Too
I HEART YOUR COCK
I HOPE YOUR BIRTHDAY IS LLAMAZING
I Hope Your Birthday is Llamazing
I HOPE YOUR BIRTHDAY IS POPPIN
I LIKE YOUR BALLS
I Love You Pig Time
I LOVE YOU TO URANUS AND BACK
I LOVE YOU WITH ALL MY WILLY
I ONLY CAME FOR THE CAKE
I WANNA TICKLE YOUR BELLY BUTTON
I WANTED TO SEND YOU SOMETHING AMAZING
I WILLY LOVE YOU
I Would Laugh But You're Still Younger Than Me
I'LL BE THERE FOR YOU
I'm Balls Deep
IF MY MATHS IS CORRECT
IN DOG YEARS YOU'RE FABULOUS
IT'S ALWAYS ABOUT YOU, ISN'T IT?
IT'S BEGINNING TO LOOK A LOT LIKE
JELLYFISH
JESUS BIRTHDAY SELFIE
JESUS LOVES YOU
JUAN YEAR OLDER
JUST LIKE EVERY OTHER FUCKING DAY
Just Popping Up To Say I Love You
Killer Notes Notebook
KISS ME UNDER THE MISTLETOE
LAST LONGER
LET THE GOOD TIMES BE GIN DOG
LET'S AVO CUDDLE
LET'S GET BAKED
LET'S GET LIT
LET'S GET OFF OUR TITS
LET'S GET SHIH-TZU-FACED
LET'S GET SLOTHED
Let's Get Wasted and Eat Chicken Nuggets
LET'S JUST PRETEND THIS WAS ON TIME
LET’S JUST PRETEND THIS WAS ON TIME
LITTLE SEAMAN
Live Slow Party Hard
Lobsteriffic Notes Notebook
LOOK AT THE STARS
LOOKING GOOD BIRTHDAY GAL
Lounging Ladies Notebook
Love is a Strong Word
LOVE YOU LONG TIME
MAGIC AF
MAKE BIRTHDAYS GREAT AGAIN
MAMA AVOCADO
MASSIVE COCKWOMBLE
MATCHES YOUR PUBES
MEANT PHO EACH OTHER
MERRY CHRISTMAS DICKHEAD
MERRY CHRISTMAS HUN
MERRY CHRISTMAS TO MY OTHER HALF
MERRY CRUSTMAS
MERRY XMAS OTTER HALF
MUM I AM A GIFT
MUM THANKS FOR NOT SWALLOWING ME
MUM WIPING BUM
MUM YOU'RE OTTERLY AMAZING
MUM YOU'RE THE TITS
MY CAT FUCKING HATES YOU
MY FAVOURITE MOTHERS
MY LAST TOILET ROLL
Naked Mole Rat
NETFLIX AND CHILL?
NO CURE FOR BEING A TWAT
No Idea How Old You Are
NOBODY GIVES A SHIT
NOTHING SAYS HAPPY BIRTHDAY LIKE
NOTHING SAYS MERRY CHRISTMAS LIKE
NUGS AND KISSES KETCHUP
O COME LET US ADORE GIN
OBLIGATORY BIRTHDAY CARD
OLD AGE IS COMING
OLD IS THE NEW BLACK
Older Than Me
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