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4 Out Of 5 People
5 Star Friend
5 Star Husband
A Good Sausage Card
Age is Just a Number
Age Only Matters If You're Cheese
Alexa How Old Am I
All The Other Cards Were Shit
Another Stupid Birthday Card
Another Trip Around The Sun
Are You Immature
As good as your dick Birthday
At least You're Not Extinct Yet
At Your Age You Should Never Trust A Fart
Austin Powers Birthday
Awesome Baby
Bad Bitches for Life
Baddest Bitch Birthday
Basic Bitch
Beautiful Mummy To Be
Best Decision You ever Made
Big Dick Energy Birthday
Big Fan of Your Fanny
Big Fan of Your Willy
Billie Eilish Party Time
Birthday
Birthday 99% Chance of Gin
Birthday Bellend
Birthday Bitch Cake
Birthday Cat Says
Birthday Checkboard
Birthday Checkbox
Birthday Cupcake
Birthday Dickhead Cake
Birthday Man
Birthday Suit
Birthday Wanker
Birthday Wishes
Birthday Woman
Blow Job Scratch Foil Card
Blurry Words
Brother Birthday Card
Busy Cat Birthday
Cheer Up You're Not Dead Yet
Cheesiest Card
Circle Game
Classy Old Bitch Birthday
Condolences On The Loss Of Your Youth
Coworkers and Friends
Cunty Mcfucknuggett Birthday
Decent Brother
Decent Sister
Dive Head First Birthday
Don't Feel Special I've Got A Whole Pack Of These
Drunk And Disorderly
Eat Your Cake Bitch
Endures Your Farts
Even Wankers Deserve A Birthday Card
Everyone Gets To Be Young Once
Eye Contact Banana
F*ck Off to Your New Job Then
Feel Sorry For People Who Don't Know Us
Fifty Oh Fuck Birthday Card
Forty Oh Fuckity Fuck
Forty Oh Fuckity Fuck Card
From One Cunt to Another Card
From The Superior Sibling Card
From Your Favourite Boobs
From Your Funniest and Least Disappointing Child
Fuck It This Card Will Do
Fuck Me You're Old
Fuck You And Fuck Your Birthday
Fucking Fabulous Unicorn
Fucking Fossil
Full Of Ha-penis Birthday Card
Give A Shit About Your Birthday
Gordon Ramsay Birthday Disgrace
Gordon Ramsay F*cking Donkey
Gorgeous as Fuck
Great As Your Butt
Grey Pube Start Wrapping Things Up
Handsome as F*ck
Happy Birthday Dickhead
Happy Birthday Dickhead Yellow
Happy Birthday Fuckface
Happy Birthday Hot Stuff
Happy Birthday Oldi Balloon
Happy Birthday You Dickhead
Happy New Home
Have A Magical Birthday
Have A Willy Great Birthday
Hello My Name is Traitor Card
Here's Your Fucking Card
Hip Hip Replacement
How Amazing You Are
I am The Gift
I Bet This Card Looks Crap
I Fucking Love Your Stupid Face
I Hope Your Birthday Is Llamazing
I Love You More. I Win.
I Thought You Were a Bitch
I thought You Were a Bitch Friendship
I Willy Love You
I Wonder Anniversary Card
I'll Give You the "D" Later
If Cats Could Text Back
If You Can Read This
If You Were Milk
In Dog Years You're Fabulous
It's Always About You, Isn't It?
It's Birthday Bitch
Jon Snow Birthday Bastard
Just Like Every Other Fucking Day
Let's Get Off Our Tits
Let's Get Wasted and Eat Chicken Nuggets
Let's Hang Out Until One of Us Dies
Little Seaman
Look At The Stars
Lots of Cock
Magic Af
Matches Your Pubes
Me Being Your Husband
Middle Finger 50th Birthday
My Cat Fucking Hates You
New Neighbours
Nice New Place
Obligatory Birthday Card
Old Age Is Coming
Old Slutbag
Oldi
Oldi Woman
OMG You Guys
One Year Closer to the Hottest Wheels
Popped Into My Life
Rainbows, Kisses and Birthday Wishes
Scroll Down Year Of Birth
Sending You Positive Vibes Card
Shake Ya Tits
Shake Ya Tits Hun
Shit Here Without You
SHIT Thirty
Shit Yourself Yellow
Sisters By Chance Card
Sixty Oh Fuckity Fuck
Sphynx Cat Another Year Another Wrinkle
Statistics Show That
Still Hot, But It Comes In Flashes Now
Supporting Each Other in Old Age
Sweet Cheeks Birthday
Thank Facebook Birthday Card
Thanks For Putting Up With My Shit
The Day You Came Out Of A Vagina
The One Where It's Your Birthday
This Card is Going to Look Shit LOL
This Card Is Shit
Time To Start Lying About Your Age
To A Human I couldn't Live Without
To A Very Special C*nt
Vaginal Descent
VEGAN WANKER
Velcro Shoes
Vintage Fifty Birthday Card
Vintage Sixty Birthday Card
Vintage Thirty Birthday Card
Welcome Little One
We’d Be A Normal Couple
What Does The Future Hold?
Why You So Old?
Wild and Crazy 50
YIP-PEA Proud of You
Yoda Old You Are
You Look Pretty Good For An Old Person
You Look Really F*cking Old
You Should See The Care Home I Found You
You're Leaving Funny Card
You're The Tits
Young At Heart
Your Bin Goes Out More Than You Do
Your Chariot Awaits
Bday Balloons 10 Pink
Bday Balloons 6 Pink
Bday Balloons 8 Pink
Bday Balloons 9 Pink
1 in 3 Men
69 What A Great Combo
A Little Birdie Married
Absolute Joker.
Always Horny
Anniversary Folded Card
As Good As Your Bum
Bad News You're 30
Bad News You're 40
Bad News You're 50
Bad News You're 60
Bao Chicka Wow Wow
Be Fabulous Somewhere Else
Be The Person Your Dog Thinks You Are.
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