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Cassette and Pencil Birthday
Central23
Doodles Bestie Birthday
Glorious Woman Birthday
How Old?
Magnificent Bastard Birthday
Roarsome Birthday 3D Pop Up Card
4 Out Of 5 People
A Card That Matches Your Hair
A Good Sausage Card
Adults in Their 30's
Age Only Matters If You're Cheese
Alexa How Old Am I.
All The Other Cards Were Shit
Alpaca Party Hat
Are You Immature
As good as your dick Birthday
At Least You're Not As Old As You'll Be Next Year
At least You're Not Extinct Yet
Avo Great Birthday.
Baddest Bitch Birthday
Basic Bitch
Beautiful Mummy To Be
Best Decision You ever Made
Big Dick Energy Birthday
Big Fan of Your Fanny
Big Fan of Your Willy
Birthday
Birthday Bellend
Birthday Bitch Cake
Birthday Cat Says
Birthday Checkboard
Birthday Cupcake
Birthday Favourite Cunt
Birthday Man
Birthday Pugs and Kisses
Birthday Suit
Birthday Wishes
Birthday Woman
Bitch Please Unicorn
Blow Job Scratch Foil Card
Blurry Words
Born To Be Wild
Brother Birthday Card
Cheers To Your Birthday
Cheesiest Card
Circle Game
Condolences On The Loss Of Your Youth
Congrats On Your New Babe NEW
Coworkers and Friends
Dive Head First Birthday
Don't Feel Special I've Got A Whole Pack Of These.
Eat Your Cake Bitch
Endures Your Farts
Even Wankers Deserve A Birthday Card
Eye Contact Banana
F*ck Off to Your New Job Then
Feel Sorry For People Who Don't Know Us
Fifty Oh Fuck Birthday Card
Forty Oh Fuckity Fuck Card
From One Cunt to Another Card
From The Superior Sibling Card
From Your Funniest and Least Disappointing Child
Fuck You And Fuck Your Birthday
Full Of Ha-penis Birthday Card
Give A Shit About Your Birthday
Goodluck finding better colleagues
Great As Your Butt
Grey Pube Start Wrapping Things Up
Handsome as F*ck
Happy Birthday Dickhead Yellow
Happy Birthday Fuckface
Happy Birthday You Dickhead
Happy New Home
Have A Magical Birthday
Hello My Name is Traitor Card
Here's Your Fucking Card.
Hip Hip Replacement
I am The Gift
I Bet This Card Looks Crap
I Fucking Love Your Stupid Face
I Hope Your Birthday Is Llamazing
I was Told There Would Be Cake .
I Wonder Anniversary Card
I Would Laugh But You're Still Younger Than Me.
If Cats Could Text Back .
If You Can Read This.
If You Were Milk
Jon Snow Birthday Bastard
Just Like Every Other Fucking Day
Let's Get Off Our Tits
Let's Get Wasted and Eat Chicken Nuggets
Let's Hang Out Until One of Us Dies
Little Seaman
Look At The Stars
Magic Af.
Magical Day Rainbow
Matches Your Pubes
Middle Finger 50th Birthday
My Cat Fucking Hates You
New Neighbours
Nice New Place
Obligatory Birthday Card
Old Age Is Coming
Old and Senile
Old Slutbag
Oldi Woman
One Fabulous Bitch To Another
One Minute You're Young and Fun Mobility Scooter
One Year Closer to the Hottest Wheels
Rainbows, Kisses and Birthday Wishes
Relish It Birthday
Sending You Positive Vibes Card
Shake Ya Tits Hun
Shit Yourself Yellow
Sphynx Cat Another Year Another Wrinkle.
Teeny Tiny Person
Thank Facebook Birthday Card
Thanks For Putting Up With My Shit .
The Day You Came Out Of A Vagina
The One Where It's Your Birthday
This Card is Going to Look Shit LOL
This Card Is Shit.
Time To Start Lying About Your Age
To A Human I couldn't Live Without
To A Very Special C*nt
Vaginal Descent
VEGAN WANKER.
Velcro Shoes
Vintage Fifty Birthday Card
Vintage Sixty Birthday Card
Vintage Thirty Birthday Card
Welcome Little One
We’d Be A Normal Couple
Wild and Crazy 50
Yoda Old You Are
You Deserve All the Wine Birthday
You Fucking Deserve This Well Done
You Look Really F*cking Old
You Should See The Care Home I Found You
You're Having a Baby
You're Leaving Funny Card
You're The Tits
Bday Balloons 6 Pink.
Bday Balloons 8 Pink.
Bday Balloons 9 Pink.
1 in 3 Men.
69 What A Great Combo
A Little Birdie Married
A Little Birdie Told Me You Were Thirty
Absolute Joker.
Age is Irrelephant
Always Horny
Anniversary Pookie
Around the Sun 2.
Bad News You're 40
Bad News You're 60
Bao Chicka Wow Wow
Be Fabulous Somewhere Else
Be The Person Your Dog Thinks You Are.
Being An Adult Sucks.
Besties Characters
Birthday Boy
Birthday Girl
Birthday Wanker
Blame My Zodiac.
Blow Me
Do You Know What Day It Is?
Dog Pawty Time.
Facking Birthday You Silly Cunt
Fifties Have Expired B-day Card.
Floppy Disk You're Retro.
Football Birthday.
Forties Have Expired B-day Card.
Go Shorty
Guaranteed Like
Hands Up If You're Ready To Party.
Happy Belated Birthday
Happy Bidet.
Have a Blinding Birthday.
Have a Legend dairy Birthday
Have a Willy Great Birthday
Herd it's Your Birthday
Hope Your Birthday is Unfrogettable .
I Heart Your C*ck
I Hope Your Birthday is Llamazing
I Love You To The Moon and Back
I Love You With All My Willy
I would give you my last chicken nugget
I'm Keeping You Card
I'm No Weatherman
If My Maths Is Correct
James Bond Birthday
Jellyfish
Last Longer.
Let's Avo Cuddle.
Let's Get Shih-Tzu-Faced.
Let's Just Pretend This Was On Time.
Little Birdie Feeling Poorly
Little Birdie Leaving
Massive Cockwomble
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