4 OUT OF 5 CHRISTMAS
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4 OUT OF 5 PEOPLE
69 WHAT A GREAT COMBO
A Card That Matches Your Hair
Age Only Matters If You're Cheese
ALEXA HOW OLD AM I
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS YOU NAKED
ALL I'M GETTING FOR CHRISTMAS IS
All My Breast Ideas Notebook
ALL YOU NEED IS LOVE AND PROSECCO
ALWAYS HORNY
ANOTHER YEAR ANOTHER WRINKLE
ARE YOU A BEAVER
ARE YOU IMMATURE
At Least You're Not As Old As You'll Be Next Year
At least You're Not Extinct Yet
Avo Great Birthday
Bad News You're 30
Bad News You're 40
Bad News You're 50
Bad News You're 60
Bad News You're 70
BAH HUMPUG
BANK OF DAD
BAO CHICKA WOW WOW
Basic Bitch Notebook
BATMAN ROBIN PAWTNERS IN CRIME
BEING AN ADULT SUCKS
BIG FAN OF YOUR FANNY
BIG FAN OF YOUR WILLY
Birthday
Birthday Bitch Cake
BIRTHDAY BOY
BIRTHDAY GIRL
BIRTHDAY SUIT
BIRTHDAY WANKER
BLAZIN BIRTHDAY
BLURRY WORDS
BRIE MINE
CERTIFIED DILF
CERTIFIED MILF
CHEER UP YOU'RE NOT DEAD YET
CHEESIEST CARD
CHRISTMAS AS EXTRA AS YOU 2
CHRISTMAS HEDGEHUGS
CIRCLE GAME
CONDOLENCES ON THE LOSS OF YOUR YOUTH
CONGRATS ON YOUR LITTLE DUMPLING
Crazy Cat Lady
CUTIE WITH A BOOTY
DAD MATCHES YOUR HAIR
DAD WITHOUT YOU I'M BROKE
Dino-Mite Ideas Notebook
Dinosaurs Happy Birthday to You
DISINFECT THIS CARD
Dog Pawty Time
Dream Journal Notebook
DRUNK AND DISORDERLY
EAT YOUR CAKE BITCH
EVEN WANKERS DESERVE A BIRTHDAY CARD
Everyone Gets To Be Young Once
EYE CONTACT BANANA
FA LA LA LA LLAMA
FACKING BIRTHDAY YOU SILLY CUNT
FELINE FESTIVE CAT
File It Under Fuck It Notebook
FLAMINGO CLASSY BIRD
FLOPPY DISK YOUÕRE RETRO
Flower You Go Girl Notebook
FORGET THE PRESENT
FORTUNE COOKIE
Friday Feeling
From Your Fur Baby
FUCK IT THIS CARD WILL DO
FUCK ME YOU'RE OLD
FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR BIRTHDAY
FUCKING FOSSIL
GANGSTA CAT
Get Down Yoga
Get Out Of Your Own Damn Way Notebook
GIN BUNNY
GIRL BOSS
GIVE A SHIT ABOUT Your BIrthday
Golden Ideas Notebook
GREAT AS YOUR BUTT
GREY PUBE START WRAPPING THINGS UP
HANDS UP IF YOU'RE READY TO PARTY
HAPPY BIDET
HAPPY BIRTHDAY DICKHEAD
HAPPY BIRTHDAY DICKHEAD YELLOW
HAPPY BIRTHDAY HUN
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY OTTER HALF
HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU DICKHEAD
HAPPY BIRTHGAY
HAPPY FATHERS DAY TO A REAL MOTHER F*CKER
HAPPY PUGGIN BIRTHDAY
Have A Magical Birthday
HAVE A PAWSOME CHRISTMAS
HAVE A PURR-FECT BIRTHDAY
Here's To No Longer Giving A Fuck
Here's Your Fucking Card
Hip Hip Replacement
HO HO HOES
Hoes Before Bros
House Plant Ladies Notebook
HUG DEALER
HUSBAND'S CHOICES
I AM A GIFT YOU'RE WELCOME
I AM THE GIFT
I BET THIS CARD LOOKS CRAP
I BOUGHT THIS CARD ONLINE
I DIDN'T GET YOU A CHRISTMAS PRESENT
I Fucking Love Your Stupid Face
I HEART YOUR COCK
I HOPE YOUR BIRTHDAY IS LLAMAZING
I Hope Your Birthday is Llamazing
I HOPE YOUR BIRTHDAY IS POPPIN
I LIKE YOUR BALLS
I Love You Pig Time
I LOVE YOU TO URANUS AND BACK
I LOVE YOU WITH ALL MY WILLY
I ONLY CAME FOR THE CAKE
I WANNA TICKLE YOUR BELLY BUTTON
I Want You
I WANTED TO SEND YOU SOMETHING AMAZING
I WILLY LOVE YOU
I Would Laugh But You're Still Younger Than Me
I'LL BE THERE FOR YOU
I'm Balls Deep
IF MY MATHS IS CORRECT
If You Can Read This
IN DOG YEARS YOU'RE FABULOUS
IT'S ALWAYS ABOUT YOU, ISN'T IT?
IT'S BEGINNING TO LOOK A LOT LIKE
JELLYFISH
JESUS BIRTHDAY SELFIE
JESUS LOVES YOU
JUAN YEAR OLDER
JUST LIKE EVERY OTHER FUCKING DAY
Just Popping Up To Say I Love You
Killer Notes Notebook
KISS ME UNDER THE MISTLETOE
Koala-ty Ideas Notebook
LAST LONGER
Leopard Wild Ideas Notebook
LET THE GOOD TIMES BE GIN DOG
LET'S AVO CUDDLE
LET'S GET BAKED
LET'S GET LIT
LET'S GET SHIH-TZU-FACED
LET'S GET SLOTHED
Let's Get Wasted and Eat Chicken Nuggets
Let's Hang Out Until One of Us Dies
LET'S JUST PRETEND THIS WAS ON TIME
LITERALLY THE FIRST CARD I SAW
LITTLE SEAMAN
Live Slow Party Hard
Lobsteriffic Notes Notebook
LOOK AT THE STARS
LOOKING GOOD BIRTHDAY GAL
Lounging Ladies Notebook
Love is a Strong Word
LOVE YOU LONG TIME
MAGIC AF
MAGICAL DAY RAINBOW
MAKE BIRTHDAYS GREAT AGAIN
MAMA AVOCADO
MASSIVE COCKWOMBLE
MEANT PHO EACH OTHER
MERRY CACTUS
MERRY CHRISTMAS DICKHEAD
MERRY CHRISTMAS HUN
MERRY CHRISTMAS TO MY OTHER HALF
MERRY CRUSTMAS
MERRY XMAS OTTER HALF
MUM I AM A GIFT
MUM THANKS FOR NOT SWALLOWING ME
MUM WIPING BUM
MUM YOU'RE OTTERLY AMAZING
MUM YOU'RE THE TITS
MY CAT FUCKING HATES YOU
MY FAVOURITE MOTHERS
MY LAST TOILET ROLL
NACHO AVERAGE DAD
Naked Mole Rat
NETFLIX AND CHILL?
NO CURE FOR BEING A TWAT
No Idea How Old You Are
NOBODY GIVES A SHIT
NOTHING SAYS HAPPY BIRTHDAY LIKE
NOTHING SAYS MERRY CHRISTMAS LIKE
NUGS AND KISSES KETCHUP
O COME LET US ADORE GIN
OBLIGATORY BIRTHDAY CARD
OLD AGE IS COMING
OLD IS THE NEW BLACK
Older Than Me
OLIVE YOU
OUR FRIENDSHIP IS RARE
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