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Always So Proud of You
Central23
Another Year Older Boobs
Cassette and Pencil Birthday
Congratulations Diamond Ring
How Old?
Never Doubted You
One Card
Tiny Little Human Being
29 Plus Middle Finger Birthday
A Card That Matches Your Hair
Adults in Their 30's
Air Fryer Birthday
All The Other Cards Were Shit
Alpaca Party Hat
Are You Immature
As good as your dick Birthday
At Least You're Not As Old As You'll Be Next Year
At Your Age You Should Never Trust A Fart
Awesome Baby
Baaa For Now
Bad Bitches for Life
Basic Bitch
Beautiful Mummy To Be
Best Decision You ever Made
Big Dick Energy Birthday
Big Fan of Your Fanny
Big Fan of Your Willy
Birthday
Birthday Bellend
Birthday Bitch Cake
Birthday Card for a Bloke
Birthday Cat Says
Birthday Checkboard
Birthday Cupcake
Birthday Dickhead Cake
Birthday Favourite Cunt
Birthday Man
Birthday Wanker.
Birthday Woman
Blow Job Scratch Foil Card
Born To Be Wild
Brother Birthday Card
Busy Cat Birthday
Cheer Up You're Not Dead Yet
Circle Game
Classy Old Bitch Birthday
Condolences On The Loss Of Your Youth
Congrats On Your Little Dumpling
Congrats On Your New Babe NEW
Daughter There Is Only One You
Eat Your Cake Bitch
Elegant Balloons Birthday.
Endures Your Farts
Even Wankers Deserve A Birthday Card
Everyone Gets To Be Young Once
F*ck Off to Your New Job Then
Fifty Oh Fuck Birthday Card
From The Superior Sibling Card
From Your Favourite Boobs
From Your Favourite Child
Fuck It This Card Will Do
Fuck You And Fuck Your Birthday
Fucking Fabulous Unicorn
Fucking Fossil
Gordon Ramsay Birthday Disgrace
Gordon Ramsay F*cking Donkey
Grey Pube Start Wrapping Things Up
Handsome as F*ck
Happy Birthday Dickhead Yellow
Happy Birthday Fuckface
Happy Birthday Hot Stuff
Happy Birthday You Dickhead
Happy New Home
Happy Pho-King Birthday
Have A Magical Birthday
Have A Willy Great Birthday
Hello My Name is Traitor Card
Here's Your Fucking Card.
Hip Hip Replacement
How Amazing You Are
I am The Gift
I Bet This Card Looks Crap
I Fucking Love Your Stupid Face
I Hope Your Birthday Is Llamazing
I Wanted To Send You Something Amazing
I Willy Love You
I'll Be There For You
If Cats Could Text Back .
If You Can Read This.
If You Were Milk
In Dog Years You're Fabulous
Jon Snow Birthday Bastard
Just Like Every Other Fucking Day
Left Over Wine
Let's Get Off Our Tits
Let's Get Wasted and Eat Chicken Nuggets
Let's Hang Out Until One of Us Dies
Literally The First Card I Saw
Look At The Stars
Lots of Cock
Magic Af.
Magical Day Rainbow
Matches Your Pubes
Me Being Your Wife Card
Middle Finger 50th Birthday
Miss You This Much
My Cat Fucking Hates You
New Neighbours
Nice New Place
Obligatory Birthday Card
Old Age Is Coming
Old and Senile
Old Slutbag
Oldi
Oldi Woman
One Minute You're Young and Fun
Rainbows, Kisses and Birthday Wishes
Relish It Birthday
Sassy Giraffes Card
Sending You Positive Vibes Card
Shit Here Without You
Shit Yourself Yellow
Sisters By Chance Card
Sixty Oh Fuckity Fuck
Sphynx Cat Another Year Another Wrinkle.
Statistics Show That
Still Hot, But It Comes In Flashes Now
Supporting Each Other in Old Age
Teeny Tiny Person
Thank Facebook Birthday Card
Thanks For Putting Up With My Shit .
The Day You Came Out Of A Vagina
The One Where It's Your Birthday
This Card is Going to Look Shit LOL
This Card Is Shit.
Time To Start Lying About Your Age
To A Human I couldn't Live Without
To A Very Special C*nt
Vaginal Descent
VEGAN WANKER.
Velcro Shoes
Vintage Fifty Birthday Card
Vintage Sixty Birthday Card
Vintage Thirty Birthday Card
We’d Be A Normal Couple
What Does The Future Hold?
Wild and Crazy 50
Yoda Old You Are
You Fucking Deserve This Well Done
You Look Pretty Good For An Old Person
You Look Really F*cking Old
You Should See The Care Home I Found You
You Still Look 21 From A Distance
You're Having a Baby
You're Leaving Funny Card
Your Bin Goes Out More Than You Do
Your Chariot Awaits
Bday Balloons 6 Pink.
Bday Balloons 8 Pink.
Bday Balloons 9 Pink.
1 in 3 Men.
69 What A Great Combo
A Little Birdie Married
Absolute Joker.
Age is Irrelephant
Always Horny
Anniversary Folded Card
Anniversary Pookie
Around the Sun 2.
Bad News You're 40
Bad News You're 60
Be Fabulous Somewhere Else
Be The Person Your Dog Thinks You Are.
Being An Adult Sucks.
Besties Characters
Birthday Wanker
Blame My Zodiac.
Blow Me
Crazy Cat Lady
Dog Pawty Time.
Facking Birthday You Silly Cunt
Fifties Have Expired B-day Card.
Floppy Disk You're Retro.
Football Birthday.
Forties Have Expired B-day Card.
Fucking Finally Engagement Ring
Go Shorty
Guaranteed Like
Hands Up If You're Ready To Party.
Happy Belated Birthday
Happy Bidet.
Happy Birthday Bestie
Happy Birthday Lovely
Have a Blinding Birthday.
Have a Legend dairy Birthday
Have a Willy Great Birthday
Herd it's Your Birthday
Holy Cow You're Old
Hope Your Birthday is Unfrogettable .
Husband I love you 99% of the time
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