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Always So Proud of You
Central23
Another Year Older Boobs
Cassette and Pencil Birthday
Congratulations Diamond Ring
Doodles Bestie Birthday
Glorious Woman Birthday
Hold Your Farts In Anniversary
How Old?
I need a Bigger Card, Love You
Kangaroo Baby
Magnificent Bastard Birthday
Never Doubted You
One Card
Stiff Joints Sketch Birthday
Thinking Of You
Thinking Of You Rainbow
Tiny Little Human Being
29 Plus Middle Finger Birthday
4 out of 5 cats
4 Out Of 5 People
5 Star Friend
5 Star Husband
A Card That Matches Your Hair
A Little Birdie
Adults in Their 30's
Age Only Matters If You're Cheese
Air Fryer Birthday
Alpaca Party Hat
Another Stupid Birthday Card
Another Trip Around The Sun
Are You Immature
As good as your dick Birthday
At Least You're Not As Old As You'll Be Next Year
At least You're Not Extinct Yet
At Your Age You Should Never Trust A Fart
Awesome Baby
Baaa For Now
Bad Bitches for Life
Baddest Bitch Birthday
Basic Bitch
Beautiful Mummy To Be
Best Decision You ever Made
Big Dick Energy Birthday
Big Fan of Your Fanny
Big Fan of Your Willy
Birthday
Birthday 99% Chance of Gin
Birthday Bellend
Birthday Bitch Cake
Birthday Card for a Bloke
Birthday Cat Says
Birthday Checkboard
Birthday Cupcake
Birthday Dickhead Cake
Birthday Favourite Cunt
Birthday Pugs and Kisses
Birthday Suit
Birthday Wishes
Bitch Please Unicorn
Blow Job Scratch Foil Card
Blurry Words
Born To Be Wild
Brother Birthday Card
Busy Cat Birthday
Cheers To Your Birthday
Cheesiest Card
Circle Game
Condolences On The Loss Of Your Youth
Congrats On Your Little Dumpling
Coworkers and Friends
Cracking Birthday
Cunty Mcfucknuggett Birthday
Daughter There Is Only One You
Decent Brother
Decent Sister
Don't Feel Special I've Got A Whole Pack Of These.
Drunk And Disorderly
Eat Your Cake Bitch
Endures Your Farts
Even Wankers Deserve A Birthday Card
Everyone Gets To Be Young Once
Excellent Wife
Eye Contact Banana
Feel Sorry For People Who Don't Know Us
Fifty Oh Fuck Birthday Card
Floral Thinking Of You
Forty Oh Fuckity Fuck Card
From One Cunt to Another Card
From The Superior Sibling Card
From Your Favourite Boobs
From Your Favourite Child
From Your Funniest and Least Disappointing Child
Fuck It This Card Will Do
Fuck Me You're Old
Fuck You And Fuck Your Birthday
Fucking Fabulous Unicorn
Fucking Fossil
Full Of Ha-penis Birthday Card
Give A Shit About Your Birthday
Goodluck finding better colleagues
Gordon Ramsay Birthday Disgrace
Gordon Ramsay F*cking Donkey
Gorgeous as Fuck
Great As Your Butt
Grey Pube Start Wrapping Things Up
Grumpy Old Man
Handsome as F*ck
Happy Birthday Dickhead Yellow
Happy Birthday Fuckface
Happy Birthday Oldi Balloon
Happy Birthday You Dickhead
Happy New Home
Have A Magical Birthday
Have A Willy Great Birthday
Hello My Name is Traitor Card
Here's Your Fucking Card.
Hip Hip Replacement
How Amazing You Are
I am The Gift
I Bet This Card Looks Crap
I Fucking Love Your Stupid Face
I Hope Your Birthday Is Llamazing
I Thought You Were a Bitch
I thought You Were a Bitch Friendship
I Willy Love You
I Wonder Anniversary Card
I'll Be There For You
I'll Give You the "D" Later
If You Can Read This.
If You Were Milk
Jon Snow Birthday Bastard
Just Like Every Other Fucking Day
Left Over Wine
Let's Get Off Our Tits
Let's Get Wasted and Eat Chicken Nuggets
Let's Hang Out Until One of Us Dies
Literally The First Card I Saw
Little Seaman
Look At The Stars
Lots of Cock
Magic Af.
Magical Day Rainbow
Matches Your Pubes
Middle Finger 50th Birthday
Miss You This Much
My Cat Fucking Hates You
New Neighbours
Nice New Place
Obligatory Birthday Card
Old Age Is Coming
Old and Senile
Old Lives Matter Card
Old Slutbag
Oldi
Oldi Woman
OMG You Guys
One Fabulous Bitch To Another
One Minute You're Young and Fun
One Minute You're Young and Fun Mobility Scooter
One Year Closer to the Hottest Wheels
Rainbows, Kisses and Birthday Wishes
Sassy Giraffes Card
Sending You Positive Vibes Card
Shake Ya Tits
Shake Ya Tits Hun
Shit Here Without You
Shit Yourself Yellow
Sisters By Chance Card
Sixty Oh Fuckity Fuck
Sphynx Cat Another Year Another Wrinkle.
Statistics Show That
Still Hot, But It Comes In Flashes Now
Supporting Each Other in Old Age
Sweet Cheeks Birthday
Teeny Tiny Person
Thank Facebook Birthday Card
Thanks For Putting Up With My Shit .
The Day You Came Out Of A Vagina
The Most Random Card Ever
The One Where It's Your Birthday
This Card is Going to Look Shit LOL
This Card Is Shit.
Time To Start Lying About Your Age
To A Human I couldn't Live Without
To A Very Special C*nt
Vaginal Descent
VEGAN WANKER.
Velcro Shoes
Vintage Fifty Birthday Card
Vintage Sixty Birthday Card
Vintage Thirty Birthday Card
Welcome Little One
We’d Be A Normal Couple
What Does The Future Hold?
When Life Gives You Lemons
Yoda Old You Are
You Fucking Deserve This Well Done
You Look Pretty Good For An Old Person
You Look Really F*cking Old
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