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29 Plus Middle Finger Birthday
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4 Out Of 5 People
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A Card That Matches Your Hair
A Good Sausage Card
A Little Birdie
Age Only Matters If You're Cheese
Alexa How Old Am I
All The Other Cards Were Shit
Another Stupid Birthday Card
Another Year Another Wrinkle
Are You Immature
As good as your dick Birthday
At Least You're Not As Old As You'll Be Next Year
At least You're Not Extinct Yet
At Your Age You Should Never Trust A Fart
Austin Powers Birthday
Bad Bitches for Life
Basic Bitch
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Big Fan of Your Fanny
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Billie Eilish Party Time
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Bitch Please Unicorn
Blow Job Scratch Foil Card
Blurry Words
Born To Be Wild
Brother Birthday Card
Busy Cat Birthday
Cheer Up You're Not Dead Yet
Cheers To Your Birthday
Circle Game
Condolences On The Loss Of Your Youth
Cracking Birthday
Dive Head First Birthday
Don't Feel Special I've Got A Whole Pack Of These
Drunk And Disorderly
Endures Your Farts
Even Wankers Deserve A Birthday Card
Everyone Gets To Be Young Once
Excellent Wife
Eye Contact Banana
F*ck Off to Your New Job Then
Fifty Oh Fuck Birthday Card
Floral Thinking Of You
Forty Oh Fuckity Fuck Card
From One Cunt to Another Card
From Your Favourite Child
Fuck It This Card Will Do
Fuck Me You're Old
Fuck You And Fuck Your Birthday
Fucking Fabulous Unicorn
Fucking Fossil
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Give A Shit About Your Birthday
Goodluck finding better colleagues
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Gordon Ramsay F*cking Donkey
Gorgeous as Fuck
Great As Your Butt
Grey Pube Start Wrapping Things Up
Grumpy Old Man
Handsome as F*ck
Happy Birthday Dickhead
Happy Birthday Dickhead Yellow
Happy Birthday You Dickhead
Happy New Home
Happy Pho-King Birthday
Have A Magical Birthday
Have A Willy Great Birthday
Hello My Name is Traitor Card
Here's Your Fucking Card
Hip Hip Replacement
How Amazing You Are
I am The Gift
I Bet This Card Looks Crap
I Hope Your Birthday Is Llamazing
I Love You More. I Win.
I thought You Were a Bitch Friendship
I Wanted To Send You Something Amazing
I Willy Love You
I Wonder Anniversary Card
I Would Laugh But You're Still Younger Than Me
I'll Be There For You
I'll Give You the "D" Later
If Cats Could Text Back
If You Can Read This
In Dog Years You're Fabulous
It's Always About You, Isn't It?
It's Birthday Bitch
Jon Snow Birthday Bastard
Let's Get Wasted and Eat Chicken Nuggets
Let's Hang Out Until One of Us Dies
Little Seaman
Look At The Stars
Lots of Cock
Magic Af
Matches Your Pubes
Me Being Your Husband
Me Being Your Wife Card
Middle Finger 50th Birthday
My Cat Fucking Hates You
New Neighbours
Nice New Place
Obligatory Birthday Card
Old Age Is Coming
Old Slutbag
Oldi
Oldi Woman
OMG You Guys
One Minute You're Young and Fun
One Minute You're Young and Fun Mobility Scooter
One Year Closer to the Hottest Wheels
Popped Into My Life
Relish It Birthday
Sassy Giraffes Card
Scroll Down Year Of Birth
Sending You Positive Vibes Card
Sexy as Fuck
Shake Ya Tits Hun
Shit Here Without You
SHIT Thirty
Shit Yourself Yellow
Sisters By Chance Card
Sixty Oh Fuckity Fuck
Soon Your Birthday Will Look Like This
Sphynx Cat Another Year Another Wrinkle
Statistics Show That
Still Hot, But It Comes In Flashes Now
Supporting Each Other in Old Age
Sweet Cheeks Birthday
Thank Facebook Birthday Card
Thanks For Putting Up With My Shit
The Day You Came Out Of A Vagina
The Legend
The Most Random Card Ever
The One Where It's Your Birthday
This Card is Going to Look Shit LOL
This Card Is Shit
Time To Start Lying About Your Age
To A Human I couldn't Live Without
To A Very Special C*nt
Unbe-leaf-able Birthday
Vaginal Descent
VEGAN WANKER
Velcro Shoes
Vintage Fifty Birthday Card
Vintage Thirty Birthday Card
Washing Label 30th
Welcome Little One
We’d Be A Normal Couple
What Does The Future Hold?
When Life Gives You Lemons
Why You So Old?
Wild and Crazy 50
YIP-PEA Proud of You
Yoda Old You Are
You Deserve All the Wine Birthday
You Don’t Look A Day Over Fabulous
You Fucking Deserve This Well Done
You Look Pretty Good For An Old Person
You Look Really F*cking Old
You Should See The Care Home I Found You
You Still Look 21 From A Distance
You're Leaving Funny Card
You're The Tits
Young At Heart
Your Chariot Awaits
Bday Balloons 10 Pink
Bday Balloons 6 Pink
Bday Balloons 8 Pink
Bday Balloons 9 Pink
1 in 3 Men
69 What A Great Combo
A Little Birdie Married
Absolute Joker.
Age is Irrelephant
Always Horny
Anniversary Folded Card
Are You Drunk?
Around the Sun 2
As Good As Your Bum
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