4 out of 5 cats
Central23
4 OUT OF 5 CHRISTMAS
4 OUT OF 5 PEOPLE
5 Star Friend
69 WHAT A GREAT COMBO
A Card That Matches Your Hair
A LITTLE BIRDIE
A Little Birdie Told Me Notebook
Above Dadverage
Age Only Matters If You're Cheese
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS YOU NAKED
ALL I'M GETTING FOR CHRISTMAS IS
All My Breast Ideas Notebook
All The Other Cards Were Shit
ALL YOU NEED IS LOVE AND PROSECCO
ALWAYS HORNY
Anniversary Folded Card
ANOTHER YEAR ANOTHER WRINKLE
APPROPRIATE DISTANCE OF 2 METRES
ARE YOU A BEAVER
Are You Drunk?
ARE YOU IMMATURE
AT LEAST IT'S NOT CHLAMYDIA
At Least You're Not As Old As You'll Be Next Year
At least You're Not Extinct Yet
At Your Age You Should Never Trust A Fart
Avo Great Birthday
Awesome Baby
Bad News You're 30
Bad News You're 40
Bad News You're 50
Bad News You're 60
Bad News You're 70
BAH HUMPUG
BANK OF DAD
BAO CHICKA WOW WOW
BASIC BITCH
Basic Bitch Notebook
BATMAN ROBIN PAWTNERS IN CRIME
Beautiful Mummy To Be
Being My Dad
BIG FAN OF YOUR FANNY
BIG FAN OF YOUR WILLY
Birthday
Birthday 99% Chance of Gin
Birthday Bitch Cake
BIRTHDAY BOY
Birthday Cupcake
Birthday Dickhead Cake
BIRTHDAY GIRL
BIRTHDAY SUIT
BIRTHDAY WANKER
Bitch Please Unicorn
Blame it on my Zodiac Notebook
Blame My Zodiac
BLAZIN BIRTHDAY
Blow Me
BLURRY WORDS
Born To Be Wild
Cat Birthday
CERTIFIED DILF
CERTIFIED MILF
CHEER UP YOU'RE NOT DEAD YET
Cheer Up You're Not Dead Yet
CHEESIEST CARD
CHRISTMAS AS EXTRA AS YOU 2
CHRISTMAS HEDGEHUGS
CIRCLE GAME
Con-cat-ulations
CONDOLENCES ON THE LOSS OF YOUR YOUTH
CONGRATS ON YOUR LITTLE DUMPLING
CORGI CUTIE WITH A BOOTY
Couldn't be Arsed To Get You A Present
Cracking Birthday
Crazy Cat Lady
CUTIE WITH A BOOTY
Dad 5 Star
DAD DIAGRAM
DAD I AM A GIFT
Dad I Think You're Great
Dad Jokes Pie Chart
DAD MATCHES YOUR HAIR
DAD THANKS FOR SAYING YES
DAD WIPING BUM
DAD WITHOUT YOU I'M BROKE
DAD YOU'RE ONE OF MY FAVOURITE PARENTS
Dad, I can Never Repay You
Day Dreaming and Doodles Notebook
Delete Tinder
Dino-Mite Ideas Notebook
Dinosaurs Happy Birthday to You
DISINFECT THIS CARD
Dog Pawty Time
Dream Journal Notebook
DRUNK AND DISORDERLY
Drunk In Love
EAT YOUR CAKE BITCH
Endures Your Farts
EVEN WANKERS DESERVE A BIRTHDAY CARD
EYE CONTACT BANANA
FA LA LA LA LLAMA
FACKING BIRTHDAY YOU SILLY CUNT
FELINE FESTIVE CAT
Figgin Cool Ideas Notebook
File It Under Fuck It Notebook
FLAMINGO CLASSY BIRD
FLOPPY DISK YOUÕRE RETRO
FORGET THE PRESENT
Friday Feeling
From Your Favourite Boobs
FROM YOUR FAVOURITE CHILD
From Your Fur Baby
FUCK IT THIS CARD WILL DO
FUCK ME YOU'RE OLD
FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR BIRTHDAY
Fucking Fabulous Unicorn
FUCKING FOSSIL
GANGSTA CAT
GAY FOR YOU
Get Out Of Your Own Damn Way Notebook
GIVE A SHIT ABOUT Your BIrthday
GO SHORTY
Golden Ideas Notebook
GREAT AS YOUR BUTT
GREY PUBE START WRAPPING THINGS UP
HANDS UP IF YOU'RE READY TO PARTY
Handsome as F*ck
Happee Birthday
HAPPY BIRTHDAY DICKHEAD
HAPPY BIRTHDAY DICKHEAD YELLOW
Happy Birthday Fuckface
HAPPY BIRTHDAY HUN
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY OTTER HALF
HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU DICKHEAD
Happy Birthday You Tart
HAPPY BIRTHGAY
HAPPY FATHERS DAY TO A REAL MOTHER F*CKER
Happy New Home
HAPPY PHO-KING BIRTHDAY
HAPPY PUGGIN BIRTHDAY
Have A Magical Birthday
HAVE A PAWSOME CHRISTMAS
HAVE A PURR-FECT BIRTHDAY
Herd it's Your Birthday
Here's To No Longer Giving A Fuck
Here's Your Fucking Card
Hip Hip Replacement
Hiss Off. Notebook
HO HO HOES
Hoes Before Bros
House Plant Ladies Notebook
HUG DEALER
Hug Dealer
I AM A GIFT YOU'RE WELCOME
I AM THE GIFT
I am The Gift
I BET THIS CARD LOOKS CRAP
I BOUGHT THIS CARD ONLINE
I DIDN'T GET YOU A CHRISTMAS PRESENT
I Got You An Envelope Too
I HEART YOUR COCK
I HOPE THIS CARD IS GAY ENOUGH FOR YOU
I HOPE YOUR BIRTHDAY IS LLAMAZING
I Hope Your Birthday is Llamazing
I HOPE YOUR BIRTHDAY IS POPPIN
I Like You More Than Your Cat Likes You
I LIKE YOUR BALLS
I Love You Pig Time
I LOVE YOU TO URANUS AND BACK
I LOVE YOU WITH ALL MY WILLY
I ONLY CAME FOR THE CAKE
I Only Like You Because You Have A Dog
I WANNA TICKLE YOUR BELLY BUTTON
I Want You
I WANTED TO SEND YOU SOMETHING AMAZING
I WILLY LOVE YOU
I Would Laugh But You're Still Younger Than Me
I'LL BE THERE FOR YOU
I'll Give You the "D" Later
I'm Amazed You Can Read This At Your Age
I'm Balls Deep
Ideas That Don't Succ Notebook
If You Can Read This
If You Were Milk
Impawsable!
IN DOG YEARS YOU'RE FABULOUS
It's a Boy
It's a Girl
IT'S ALWAYS ABOUT YOU, ISN'T IT?
IT'S BEGINNING TO LOOK A LOT LIKE
JELLYFISH
JESUS BIRTHDAY SELFIE
JESUS LOVES YOU
JUST LIKE EVERY OTHER FUCKING DAY
Killer Notes Notebook
KISS ME UNDER THE MISTLETOE
Koala-ty Ideas Notebook
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