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You Look Pretty Good For An Old Person
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You Look Really F*cking Old
You Should See The Care Home I Found You
You Still Look 21 From A Distance
You're The Tits
Fifty and F*cking Fabulous
1 in 3 Men.
69 What A Great Combo
A Little Birdie Married
Absolute Joker.
Age is Irrelephant
Always Horny
Anniversary Folded Card
Anniversary Pookie
Bad News You're 40
Bad News You're 60
Be The Person Your Dog Thinks You Are.
Being An Adult Sucks.
Birthday Wanker
Bitch You Got This Card
Blow Me
Do You Know What Day It Is?
Dog Pawty Time.
Facking Birthday You Silly Cunt
Fifties Have Expired B-day Card.
Forties Have Expired B-day Card.
Forty and F*cking Fabulous
Go Shorty
Happy Bidet.
Happy Birthday Bestie
Happy Birthday Lovely
Have a Blinding Birthday.
Have a Legend dairy Birthday
Have a Willy Great Birthday
Herd it's Your Birthday
Hope Your Birthday is Unfrogettable .
I Am A Gift You're Welcome
I Heart Your C*ck
I Hope Your Birthday is Llamazing
I Love You With All My Willy
I'm No Weatherman
If My Maths Is Correct
James Bond Birthday
Jellyfish
Jesus Loves You
Last Longer.
Let's Get Shih-Tzu-Faced.
Let's Just Pretend This Was On Time.
Little Birdie Feeling Poorly
Massive Cockwomble
Mums Vag 18.
Never Let You Go Titanic
Nobody Gives a Sh*t
Nothing But A Number
Old Is The New Black
Rip Your Slutty Years
Seventy and F*cking Fabulous
Should We Drink Wine?.
Simple Cheap And Blank Inside.
Sixty and F*cking Fabulous
Smashed Avo
Snoring Beside Me
Sometimes When I see You
Squeezing Your Surprise.
Still A Right Tit
Thanks a Bunch
The Best Year Anniversary.
Thirties Have Expired B-day Card.
Thundercunt Birthday
To always be by your side
Together Forever Card
Try Not To Fucking Drop It
Voldemort Birthday.
Welcome New Baby Safari
You Were an Accident.
You'd Be Really Expensive Birthday
You'll Always Be My Bff You Know Too Much
You're Every Nice Word I Can Think Of.
You're My Favourite Cat Lady
You're My Lobster
Alexa laughed birthday.
Are You A Beaver
At Least It's Not Chlamydia
Aunticorn.
Batman Robin Pawtners In Crime.
Birthday Hats Cats.
Blazin Birthday.
Con-cat-ulations.
Couldn't Be Arsed To Get You A Present.
Deez Nuts Birthday
Eyes Get Worse As You Get Older
Fart Together
For An Old Fucker.
Gin Bunny.
Give Card to Idiot
Gorgeous Birthdays
Hang In There.
Happy Birthday Sister
Happy Birthgay.
Happy Puggin Birthday.
Have A Purr-Fect Birthday.
Heart Boner
Here's To No Longer Giving A Fuck.
I Don't Fart
I hope your birthday is shit.
I Like Older Men
I Love You Pig Time.
I Love You To Uranus And Back.
I'm Amazed You Can Read This At Your Age.
Impawsable!.
In a World Full of Cunts
Let's Get Slothed.
Now That You Are 21
Oh For Fox Sake!.
Sloth of Fun Birthday
Sorry You Had To Get Off Your Phone
The Bitch
Thirty Thirsty Gin.
Today You Came out of a Vagina
Whoop Whoop
Yay A Baby Boy
You Can Shove This Card Up Your Arse.
You're Now So Old It's Not Even Funny Anymore.
You're Otterly Amazing.
You're The Fittest Bird I Know.
Absolutely Killing It Birthday NEW
Age is Just a Number
Appropriate Distance Of 2 Metres.
Cat Love Anniversary.
Congratulations Mama .
Fortune Cookie.
Gaga For You.
Hug Dealer.
Human Servant Birthday .
I Bought This Card Online.
I enjoyed Annoying You NEW
I Hope This Card Is Gay Enough For You.
I Know Where You Live New Home
I Like You More Than Your Cat Likes You.
I Wanna Tickle Your Belly Button.
I'm Balls Deep.
Monday Mood Retired
Nine months in the Tum
No Cure For Being A Twat.
No Idea How Old You Are.
One Fabulous Bitch to Another
Purr Yourself A Gin.
Seventieth Cat Birthday
Thank You Flowers
The Birthday Cat Tarot Card .
Thirty and Fabulous.
Thirty Flirty and Thriving NEW.
You're Not 40.
Your Pussy Is Magic.
Mum You're Otterly Amazing.
Mum, you can do the ironing later.
Above Dadverage.
You Sir Are A Legend
Beautiful Meadow Birthday
Slightly Stationery
Birthday Block Letters
Birthday Bouquet
Birthday Floral Fiesta
Birthday Unicorn
Botanical Birthday
Bug You Birthday
Cats Birthday
Champagne Birthday
Cool Cat
Dino B-day
Espresso Tini Bit Older Birthday
Go Wild Leopard Birthday
Happy Stripes
Herd It's Your Birthday
Koala-ty Birthday
Late Turtle Birthday
Plant Birthday
Poppin Bottles
Safari Party Animal
Simplest Dots Birthday
Whiskey Years
Wrinkles
Animal Party
Beary Birthday
Mushroom Birthday
Okay to Lie
On Point Birthday
Shorty Corgi Birthday
Bride to Be
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Every Wedding Happiness
Gettin' Hitched
Happy Couple Champagne
Marriage Basics
Vow Checkboxes
Better than Houseplants
Giant Ankles
Pregosaurus
Chicks Before Pricks
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