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Gordon Ramsay Birthday Disgrace
Central23
Gordon Ramsay F*cking Donkey
Great As Your Butt
Grey Pube Start Wrapping Things Up
Handsome as F*ck
Happy Birthday Dickhead Yellow
Happy Birthday Fuckface
Happy Birthday You Dickhead
Happy New Home
Have A Magical Birthday
Here's Your Fucking Card.
How Amazing You Are
I am The Gift
I Bet This Card Looks Crap
I Fucking Love Your Stupid Face
I Hope Your Birthday Is Llamazing
I thought You Were a Bitch Friendship
I Willy Love You
I'll Be There For You
I'll Give You the "D" Later
If You Can Read This.
Jon Snow Birthday Bastard
Just Like Every Other Fucking Day
Left Over Wine
Let's Get Off Our Tits
Let's Get Wasted and Eat Chicken Nuggets
Literally The First Card I Saw
Little Seaman
Look At The Stars
Lots of Cock
Magic Af.
Matches Your Pubes
My Cat Fucking Hates You
New Neighbours
Nice New Place
Obligatory Birthday Card
Old Age Is Coming
Old Lives Matter Card
Old Slutbag
One Fabulous Bitch To Another
Sassy Giraffes Card
Sending You Positive Vibes Card
Shake Ya Tits
Shake Ya Tits Hun
Shit Here Without You
Shit Yourself Yellow
Sphynx Cat Another Year Another Wrinkle.
Statistics Show That
Still Hot, But It Comes In Flashes Now
Supporting Each Other in Old Age
Sweet Cheeks Birthday
The Day You Came Out Of A Vagina
The One Where It's Your Birthday
This Card Is Shit.
To A Human I couldn't Live Without
To A Very Special C*nt
Vaginal Descent
VEGAN WANKER.
Velcro Shoes
Vintage Fifty Birthday Card
Vintage Sixty Birthday Card
Vintage Thirty Birthday Card
We’d Be A Normal Couple
Yoda Old You Are
You Look Pretty Good For An Old Person
You Look Really F*cking Old
You Should See The Care Home I Found You
You're The Tits
Fifty and F*cking Fabulous
1 in 3 Men.
69 What A Great Combo
A Little Birdie Married
Absolute Joker.
Age is Irrelephant
Always Horny
Anniversary Folded Card
Anniversary Pookie
Bad News You're 40
Bad News You're 60
Be The Person Your Dog Thinks You Are.
Bitch You Got This Card
Blow Me
Dog Pawty Time.
Facking Birthday You Silly Cunt
Fifties Have Expired B-day Card.
Forties Have Expired B-day Card.
Forty and F*cking Fabulous
Go Shorty
Happy Bidet.
Happy Birthday Bestie
Happy Birthday Lovely
Have a Blinding Birthday.
Have a Legend dairy Birthday
Have a Willy Great Birthday
Hello Baby Mobile
Herd it's Your Birthday
Holy Cow You're Old
Hope Your Birthday is Unfrogettable .
I Am A Gift You're Welcome
I Heart Your C*ck
I Hope Your Birthday is Llamazing
I Love You With All My Willy
I'm No Weatherman
If My Maths Is Correct
James Bond Birthday
Jellyfish
Jesus Loves You
Last Longer.
Let's Get Shih-Tzu-Faced.
Let's Just Pretend This Was On Time.
Little Birdie Feeling Poorly
Massive Cockwomble
Mums Vag 18.
Never Let You Go Titanic
Nobody Gives a Sh*t
Nothing But A Number
Oh Look At You
Older Than Me
Rip Your Slutty Years
Seventy and F*cking Fabulous
Should We Drink Wine?.
Simple Cheap And Blank Inside.
Sixty and F*cking Fabulous
Size Matters Anniversary Card
Smashed Avo
Snoring Beside Me
Squeezing Your Surprise.
Still A Right Tit
The Best Year Anniversary.
Thirties Have Expired B-day Card.
Thirty and F*cking Fabulous
Thundercunt Birthday
To always be by your side
Together Forever Card
Try Not To Fucking Drop It
Voldemort Birthday.
Welcome New Baby Safari
Wisdom and Saggy Ballsack Birthday
You Love A Cockatoo
You Might Piss Yourself
You Were an Accident.
You'd Be Really Expensive Birthday
You'll Always Be My Bff You Know Too Much
You're Every Nice Word I Can Think Of.
You're My Favourite Cat Lady
You're My Lobster
Age Is Just A Number
Alexa laughed birthday.
Are You A Beaver
At Least It's Not Chlamydia
Aunticorn.
Batman Robin Pawtners In Crime.
Birthday Hats Cats.
Blazin Birthday.
Con-cat-ulations.
Couldn't Be Arsed To Get You A Present.
Deez Nuts Birthday
Eyes Get Worse As You Get Older
Fart Together
For An Old Fucker.
Gin Bunny.
Give Card to Idiot
Gorgeous Birthdays
Handsome Cock
Hang In There.
Happy Birthday Sister
Happy Birthgay.
Happy Puggin Birthday.
Have A Purr-Fect Birthday.
Heart Boner
Here's To No Longer Giving A Fuck.
I hope your birthday is shit.
I Love You Pig Time.
I Love You To Uranus And Back.
I'm Amazed You Can Read This At Your Age.
Impawsable!.
In a World Full of Cunts
Let's Get Slothed.
Now That You Are 21
Oh For Fox Sake!.
Shit at Answering Your Phone Birthday
Sloth of Fun Birthday
Sorry You Had To Get Off Your Phone
The Bitch
Thirty Thirsty Gin.
Today You Came out of a Vagina
Whoop Whoop
Yay A Baby Boy
You Can Shove This Card Up Your Arse.
You're Now So Old It's Not Even Funny Anymore.
You're Otterly Amazing.
You're The Fittest Bird I Know.
Absolutely Killing It Birthday NEW
Age is Just a Number
Appropriate Distance Of 2 Metres.
Cat Love Anniversary.
Congratulations Mama .
Fortune Cookie.
Gaga For You.
Hug Dealer.
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