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I was Told There Would Be Cake .
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I Willy Love You
I Would Laugh But You're Still Younger Than Me.
I'll Be There For You
I'll Give You the "D" Later
If Cats Could Text Back .
If You Can Read This.
Jon Snow Birthday Bastard
Just Like Every Other Fucking Day
Left Over Wine
Let's Get Wasted and Eat Chicken Nuggets
Literally The First Card I Saw
Little Seaman
Look At The Stars
Lots of Cock
Magic Af.
My Cat Fucking Hates You
New Neighbours
Nice New Place
Obligatory Birthday Card
Old Age Is Coming
Old Slutbag
Sassy Giraffes Card
Shake Ya Tits Hun
Shit Here Without You
Sphynx Cat Another Year Another Wrinkle.
Statistics Show That
Supporting Each Other in Old Age
The Day You Came Out Of A Vagina
The One Where It's Your Birthday
This Card Is Shit.
Time To Start Lying About Your Age
To A Very Special C*nt
Vaginal Descent
VEGAN WANKER.
Velcro Shoes
Vintage Fifty Birthday Card
Vintage Sixty Birthday Card
Vintage Thirty Birthday Card
Wild and Crazy 50
Yoda Old You Are
You Look Pretty Good For An Old Person
You Look Really F*cking Old
You Should See The Care Home I Found You
You Still Look 21 From A Distance
1 in 3 Men.
69 What A Great Combo
A Little Birdie Married
A Little Birdie Told Me You Were Thirty
Absolute Joker.
Age is Irrelephant
Always Horny
Anniversary Folded Card
Anniversary Pookie
Bad News You're 30
Bad News You're 40
Bad News You're 60
Be The Person Your Dog Thinks You Are.
Being An Adult Sucks.
Being My Dad
Birthday Wanker
Bitch You Got This Card
Blow Me
Cat Birthday .
Corgi Cutie With A Booty
Do You Know What Day It Is?
Dog Pawty Time.
Facking Birthday You Silly Cunt
Fifties Have Expired B-day Card.
Forget The Present
Forties Have Expired B-day Card.
Fur-Tea 30th Birthday .
Go Shorty
Grumpy Cat Birthday
Happy Bidet.
Happy Birthday Bestie
Happy Birthday Lovely
Have a Blinding Birthday.
Have a Legend dairy Birthday
Have a Willy Great Birthday
Herd it's Your Birthday
Holy Cow You're Old
Hope Your Birthday is Unfrogettable .
I Am A Gift You're Welcome
I Heart Your C*ck
I Love You With All My Willy
I'm No Weatherman
If My Maths Is Correct
James Bond Birthday
Jellyfish
Jesus Loves You
Let's Get Shih-Tzu-Faced.
Let's Just Pretend This Was On Time.
Little Birdie Feeling Poorly
Little Birdie Leaving
Massive Cockwomble
Mums Vag 18.
Never Let You Go Titanic
Nobody Gives a Sh*t
Nothing But A Number
Old Is The New Black
Partner in Wine .
Rip Your Slutty Years
Should We Drink Wine?.
Simple Cheap And Blank Inside.
Singing Dogs Birthday.
Snoring Beside Me
Sorry There's No Money.
Squeezing Your Surprise.
Still A Right Tit
Stop Drinking Wine Birthday
Thanks a Bunch
The Best Year Anniversary.
Thirties Have Expired B-day Card.
Thundercunt Birthday
To always be by your side
Together Forever Card
Try Not To Fucking Drop It
Voldemort Birthday.
Welcome New Baby Safari
Wisdom and Saggy Ballsack Birthday
You A Bad Bitch.
You Little Prick Cactus
You Love A Cockatoo
You Make Me Wet.
You Might Piss Yourself
You Were an Accident.
You'd Be Really Expensive Birthday
You're Every Nice Word I Can Think Of.
You're My Favourite Cat Lady
You're My Lobster
Alexa laughed birthday.
All You Need Is Love And Prosecco
Are You A Beaver
At Least It's Not Chlamydia
Aunticorn.
Batman Robin Pawtners In Crime.
Birthday Hats Cats.
Blazin Birthday.
Brunette and a Blonde.
Con-cat-ulations.
Couldn't Be Arsed To Get You A Present.
Deez Nuts Birthday
Eyes Get Worse As You Get Older
Fart Together
For An Old Fucker.
Gin Bunny.
Give Card to Idiot
Good Bra Friend.
Gorgeous Birthdays
Handsome Cock
Hang In There.
Happy Birthday Sister
Happy Birthday To My Otter Half.
Happy Birthgay.
Happy Puggin Birthday.
Have A Purr-Fect Birthday.
HBD Lovely Lady.
Heart Boner
Here's To No Longer Giving A Fuck.
I Don't Fart
I hope your birthday is shit.
I Like Older Men
I Love You Pig Time.
I Love You To Uranus And Back.
I'm Amazed You Can Read This At Your Age.
Impawsable!.
Let's Get Slothed.
Live Laugh Love Bitch
Love You Long Time
Now That You Are 21
Oh For Fox Sake!.
Shit at Answering Your Phone Birthday
Sloth of Fun Birthday
Sorry You Had To Get Off Your Phone
That Ass is a Real Bonus
Thirty Thirsty Gin.
Today You Came out of a Vagina
Trip Over Your Own Tits.
Well Fuck
When It Comes To Birthdays.
Yay A Baby Boy
Yay A Baby Girl
You Can Shove This Card Up Your Arse.
You Put The Pro In Prosecco
You're My Favourite Husband
You're Now So Old It's Not Even Funny Anymore.
You're Otterly Amazing.
You're The Fittest Bird I Know.
Age is Just a Number
Appropriate Distance Of 2 Metres.
Birthday Statistics .
Cat Love Anniversary.
Congratulations Mama .
Fortune Cookie.
Friends are like stars.
Gaga For You.
Gay For You.
Great Conversation
Happee Birthday .
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