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My Cat Fucking Hates You
Central23
New Neighbours
Nice New Place
Obligatory Birthday Card
Old Age Is Coming
Old and Senile
Old Slutbag
Sassy Giraffes Card
Sending You Positive Vibes Card
Shit Here Without You
Shit Yourself Yellow
Sphynx Cat Another Year Another Wrinkle.
Statistics Show That
Still Hot, But It Comes In Flashes Now
The Day You Came Out Of A Vagina
The One Where It's Your Birthday
This Card Is Shit.
Time To Start Lying About Your Age
To A Human I couldn't Live Without
To A Very Special C*nt
Vaginal Descent
VEGAN WANKER.
Velcro Shoes
Vintage Fifty Birthday Card
Vintage Sixty Birthday Card
Vintage Thirty Birthday Card
We’d Be A Normal Couple
Wild and Crazy 50
Yoda Old You Are
You Look Pretty Good For An Old Person
You Look Really F*cking Old
You Should See The Care Home I Found You
You Still Look 21 From A Distance
1 in 3 Men.
69 What A Great Combo
A Little Birdie Married
Absolute Joker.
Age is Irrelephant
Always Horny
Anniversary Folded Card
Anniversary Pookie
Bad News You're 40
Bad News You're 60
Be The Person Your Dog Thinks You Are.
Being An Adult Sucks.
Birthday Wanker
Blow Me
Crazy Cat Lady
Dog Pawty Time.
Facking Birthday You Silly Cunt
Fifties Have Expired B-day Card.
Forties Have Expired B-day Card.
Go Shorty
Happy Bidet.
Have a Blinding Birthday.
Have a Legend dairy Birthday
Have a Willy Great Birthday
Herd it's Your Birthday
Holy Cow You're Old
Hope Your Birthday is Unfrogettable .
I Heart Your C*ck
I Love You With All My Willy
I'm No Weatherman
James Bond Birthday
Jellyfish
Last Longer.
Let's Get Shih-Tzu-Faced.
Let's Just Pretend This Was On Time.
Little Birdie Feeling Poorly
Massive Cockwomble
Mums Vag 18.
Never Let You Go Titanic
Nobody Gives a Sh*t
Nothing But A Number
Old Is The New Black
Older Than Me
Rip Your Slutty Years
Should We Drink Wine?.
Simple Cheap And Blank Inside.
Size Matters Anniversary Card
Squeezing Your Surprise.
The Best Year Anniversary.
Thirties Have Expired B-day Card.
Thirty and F*cking Fabulous
Thundercunt Birthday
To always be by your side
Try Not To Fucking Drop It
Voldemort Birthday.
Welcome New Baby Safari
Wisdom and Saggy Ballsack Birthday
You Little Prick Cactus
You Might Piss Yourself
You Were an Accident.
You'll Always Be My Bff You Know Too Much
You're My Favourite Cat Lady
You're My Lobster
Age Is Just A Number
Alexa laughed birthday.
Are You A Beaver
At Least It's Not Chlamydia
Aunticorn.
Batman Robin Pawtners In Crime.
Birthday Hats Cats.
Blazin Birthday.
Con-cat-ulations.
Couldn't Be Arsed To Get You A Present.
Deez Nuts Birthday
Eyes Get Worse As You Get Older
Fart Together
For An Old Fucker.
Gin Bunny.
Give Card to Idiot
Handsome Cock
Hang In There.
Happy Birthday Sister
Happy Birthgay.
Happy Puggin Birthday.
Have A Purr-Fect Birthday.
Heart Boner
Here's To No Longer Giving A Fuck.
I Don't Fart
I hope your birthday is shit.
I Love You Pig Time.
I Love You To Uranus And Back.
I'm Amazed You Can Read This At Your Age.
Impawsable!.
In a World Full of Cunts
Let's Get Slothed.
Now That You Are 21
Oh For Fox Sake!.
Sloth of Fun Birthday
Sorry You Had To Get Off Your Phone
Thirty Thirsty Gin.
Today You Came out of a Vagina
Well Fuck
When It Comes To Birthdays.
Yay A Baby Boy
You Can Shove This Card Up Your Arse.
You're Now So Old It's Not Even Funny Anymore.
You're Otterly Amazing.
You're The Fittest Bird I Know.
Age is Just a Number
Appropriate Distance Of 2 Metres.
Cat Love Anniversary.
Congratulations Mama .
Fortune Cookie.
Gaga For You.
Great Conversation
Hug Dealer.
Human Servant Birthday .
I Bought This Card Online.
I Hope This Card Is Gay Enough For You.
I Know Where You Live New Home
I Like You More Than Your Cat Likes You.
I Wanna Tickle Your Belly Button.
I'm Balls Deep.
Nine months in the Tum
No Cure For Being A Twat.
No Idea How Old You Are.
One Fabulous Bitch to Another
Purr Yourself A Gin.
Seventieth Cat Birthday
The Birthday Cat Tarot Card .
Thirty and Fabulous.
Thirty Flirty and Thriving NEW.
You're Not 40.
Your Pussy Is Magic.
Mum You're Otterly Amazing.
Mum, you can do the ironing later.
Above Dadverage.
You Sir Are A Legend
Merry Christmas Dickhead
Beautiful Meadow Birthday
Slightly Stationery
Birthday Block Letters
Birthday Bouquet
Birthday Checkerboard
Birthday Floral Fiesta
Birthday Unicorn
Botanical Birthday
Bug You Birthday
Cable Car Dog Birthday
Cats Birthday
Champagne Birthday
Cool Cat
Darling Creature Birthday
Dino B-day
Dog Birthday
Duck Parade Birthday
Espresso Tini Bit Older Birthday
Go Wild Leopard Birthday
Happy Stripes
HBD!
Herd It's Your Birthday
Koala-ty Birthday
Late Turtle Birthday
Plant Birthday
Poppin Bottles
Prismatic Script Birthday
Safari Party Animal
Simple Stripes Birthday
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