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Forty Oh Fuckity Fuck Card
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From One Cunt to Another Card
From The Superior Sibling Card
From Your Favourite Child
From Your Funniest and Least Disappointing Child
Fuck It This Card Will Do
Fuck Me You're Old
Fuck You And Fuck Your Birthday
Fucking Fabulous Unicorn
Fucking Fossil
Full Of Ha-penis Birthday Card
Give A Shit About Your Birthday
Gordon Ramsay Birthday Disgrace
Gordon Ramsay F*cking Donkey
Gorgeous as Fuck
Great As Your Butt
Grey Pube Start Wrapping Things Up
Grumpy Old Man
Handsome as F*ck
Happy Birthday Dickhead Yellow
Happy Birthday Fuckface
Happy Birthday Oldi Balloon
Happy Birthday You Dickhead
Have A Magical Birthday
Have A Willy Great Birthday
Here's Your Fucking Card.
Hip Hip Replacement
How Amazing You Are
I am The Gift
I Bet This Card Looks Crap
I Hope Your Birthday Is Llamazing
I'll Give You the "D" Later
If You Can Read This.
If You Were Milk
Jon Snow Birthday Bastard
Just Like Every Other Fucking Day
Left Over Wine
Let's Get Off Our Tits
Let's Get Wasted and Eat Chicken Nuggets
Literally The First Card I Saw
Little Seaman
Look At The Stars
Lots of Cock
Magic Af.
Magical Day Rainbow
Matches Your Pubes
Middle Finger 50th Birthday
My Cat Fucking Hates You
Obligatory Birthday Card
Old Age Is Coming
Old Lives Matter Card
Old Slutbag
Oldi
Oldi Woman
One Fabulous Bitch To Another
One Minute You're Young and Fun
One Minute You're Young and Fun Mobility Scooter
One Year Closer to the Hottest Wheels
Rainbows, Kisses and Birthday Wishes
Sassy Giraffes Card
Sending You Positive Vibes Card
Shake Ya Tits
Shake Ya Tits Hun
Shit Yourself Yellow
Sisters By Chance Card
Sixty Oh Fuckity Fuck
Sphynx Cat Another Year Another Wrinkle.
Statistics Show That
Still Hot, But It Comes In Flashes Now
Sweet Cheeks Birthday
Thank Facebook Birthday Card
The Day You Came Out Of A Vagina
The Most Random Card Ever
The One Where It's Your Birthday
This Card is Going to Look Shit LOL
This Card Is Shit.
Time To Start Lying About Your Age
To A Human I couldn't Live Without
To A Very Special C*nt
Vaginal Descent
VEGAN WANKER.
Velcro Shoes
Vintage Fifty Birthday Card
Vintage Sixty Birthday Card
Vintage Thirty Birthday Card
What Does The Future Hold?
Yoda Old You Are
You Look Pretty Good For An Old Person
You Look Really F*cking Old
You Should See The Care Home I Found You
You're The Tits
Your Bin Goes Out More Than You Do
Your Chariot Awaits
Bday Balloons 6 Pink.
Bday Balloons 8 Pink.
Bday Balloons 9 Pink.
Fifty and F*cking Fabulous
1 in 3 Men.
Absolute Joker.
Age is Irrelephant
Around the Sun 2.
Bad News You're 40
Bad News You're 60
Blame My Zodiac.
Blow Me
Dog Pawty Time.
Facking Birthday You Silly Cunt
Fifties Have Expired B-day Card.
Floppy Disk You're Retro.
Football Birthday.
Forties Have Expired B-day Card.
Forty and F*cking Fabulous
Go Shorty
Hands Up If You're Ready To Party.
Happy Belated Birthday
Happy Bidet.
Happy Birthday Bestie
Happy Birthday Lovely
Have a Blinding Birthday.
Have a Legend dairy Birthday
Have a Willy Great Birthday
Herd it's Your Birthday
Holy Cow You're Old
Hope Your Birthday is Unfrogettable .
I Am A Gift You're Welcome
I Hope Your Birthday is Llamazing
If My Maths Is Correct
James Bond Birthday
Jesus Loves You
Last Longer.
Let's Get Shih-Tzu-Faced.
Let's Just Pretend This Was On Time.
Massive Cockwomble
Monster Truck Birthday.
Mums Vag 18.
Nobody Gives a Sh*t
Nothing But A Number
Nothing Says Happy Birthday Like
Oh Look At You
Older Than Me
Rip Your Slutty Years
Saggy Ballsack
Seventy and F*cking Fabulous
Should We Drink Wine?.
Simple Cheap And Blank Inside.
Sixty and F*cking Fabulous
Smashed Avo
Squeezing Your Surprise.
Still A Right Tit
Thirties Have Expired B-day Card.
Thirty and F*cking Fabulous
Thundercunt Birthday
Voldemort Birthday.
Wisdom and Saggy Ballsack Birthday
You Love A Cockatoo
You Might Piss Yourself
You Old Bean .
You Were an Accident.
You'd Be Really Expensive Birthday
You're My Favourite Cat Lady
Age Is Just A Number
Alexa laughed birthday.
Aunticorn.
Birthday Hats Cats.
Blazin Birthday.
Couldn't Be Arsed To Get You A Present.
Deez Nuts Birthday
Dim Sumbody Say Birthday
Eyes Get Worse As You Get Older
For An Old Fucker.
Gin Bunny.
Give Card to Idiot
Gorgeous Birthdays
Handsome as Fuck
Handsome Cock
Happy Birthday Sister
Happy Birthgay.
Happy Puggin Birthday.
Have A Purr-Fect Birthday.
Here's To No Longer Giving A Fuck.
I hope your birthday is shit.
I Love You Bum Heart
I'm Amazed You Can Read This At Your Age.
Impawsable!.
In a World Full of Cunts
JUAN YEAR OLDER.
Let's Get Slothed.
No Cure for Being a Twat Card.
Now That You Are 21
Oh For Fox Sake!.
Same Age As Old People
Shit at Answering Your Phone Birthday
Shits & Giggles
Sloth of Fun Birthday
Sorry You Had To Get Off Your Phone
Space Sloth 2.
Still Got The Moves
The Bitch
Thirty Thirsty Gin.
Today You Came out of a Vagina
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