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Happy Birthday Dickhead
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Happy Birthday Dickhead Yellow
Happy Birthday Fuckface
Happy Birthday You Dickhead
Happy Pho-King Birthday
Have A Magical Birthday
Have A Willy Great Birthday
Here's Your Fucking Card.
Hip Hip Replacement
How Amazing You Are
I am The Gift
I Bet This Card Looks Crap
I Hope Your Birthday Is Llamazing
I'll Give You the "D" Later
If You Can Read This.
Jon Snow Birthday Bastard
Let's Get Off Our Tits
Let's Get Wasted and Eat Chicken Nuggets
Literally The First Card I Saw
Little Seaman
Look At The Stars
Lots of Cock
Magic Af.
Magical Day Rainbow
Matches Your Pubes
Middle Finger 50th Birthday
My Cat Fucking Hates You
Old Lives Matter Card
Old Slutbag
Oldi Woman
One Fabulous Bitch To Another
One Minute You're Young and Fun Mobility Scooter
One Year Closer to the Hottest Wheels
Rainbows, Kisses and Birthday Wishes
Sending You Positive Vibes Card
Shake Ya Tits
Shake Ya Tits Hun
Sisters By Chance Card
Sphynx Cat Another Year Another Wrinkle.
Sweet Cheeks Birthday
Thank Facebook Birthday Card
The Day You Came Out Of A Vagina
This Card is Going to Look Shit LOL
This Card Is Shit.
Time To Start Lying About Your Age
To A Very Special C*nt
Vaginal Descent
VEGAN WANKER.
Vintage Fifty Birthday Card
Vintage Sixty Birthday Card
Vintage Thirty Birthday Card
What Does The Future Hold?
Yoda Old You Are
You Don’t Look A Day Over Fabulous
You Look Pretty Good For An Old Person
You Look Really F*cking Old
You Should See The Care Home I Found You
You Still Look 21 From A Distance
You're The Tits
Your Bin Goes Out More Than You Do
Bday Balloons 6 Pink.
Bday Balloons 8 Pink.
Bday Balloons 9 Pink.
Fifty and F*cking Fabulous
1 in 3 Men.
Absolute Joker.
Age is Irrelephant
Around the Sun 2.
Bad News You're 40
Bad News You're 60
Being An Adult Sucks.
Birthday Wanker
Blame My Zodiac.
Blow Me
Dog Pawty Time.
Facking Birthday You Silly Cunt
Fifties Have Expired B-day Card.
Floppy Disk You're Retro.
Football Birthday.
Forties Have Expired B-day Card.
Forty and F*cking Fabulous
Go Shorty
Hands Up If You're Ready To Party.
Happy Belated Birthday
Happy Bidet.
Happy Birthday Bestie
Happy Birthday Lovely
Have a Blinding Birthday.
Have a Legend dairy Birthday
Have a Willy Great Birthday
Herd it's Your Birthday
Hope Your Birthday is Unfrogettable .
I Am A Gift You're Welcome
I Hope Your Birthday is Llamazing
I'm No Weatherman
If My Maths Is Correct
James Bond Birthday
Jesus Loves You
Last Longer.
Let's Get Shih-Tzu-Faced.
Let's Just Pretend This Was On Time.
Massive Cockwomble
Monster Truck Birthday.
Mums Vag 18.
Nobody Gives a Sh*t
Nothing But A Number
Nothing Says Happy Birthday Like
Old Is The New Black
Rip Your Slutty Years
Saggy Ballsack
Seventy and F*cking Fabulous
Should We Drink Wine?.
Simple Cheap And Blank Inside.
Sixty and F*cking Fabulous
Smashed Avo
Squeezing Your Surprise.
Still A Right Tit
Thirties Have Expired B-day Card.
Thundercunt Birthday
Voldemort Birthday.
You Were an Accident.
You'd Be Really Expensive Birthday
You're My Favourite Cat Lady
Alexa laughed birthday.
Aunticorn.
Birthday Hats Cats.
Blazin Birthday.
Couldn't Be Arsed To Get You A Present.
Deez Nuts Birthday
Dim Sumbody Say Birthday
Eyes Get Worse As You Get Older
For An Old Fucker.
Gin Bunny.
Give Card to Idiot
Gorgeous Birthdays
Handsome as Fuck
Happy Birthday Sister
Happy Birthgay.
Happy Puggin Birthday.
Have A Purr-Fect Birthday.
Here's To No Longer Giving A Fuck.
I hope your birthday is shit.
I Love You Bum Heart
I'm Amazed You Can Read This At Your Age.
I'm No Cactus Expert But..
Impawsable!.
In a World Full of Cunts
JUAN YEAR OLDER.
Let's Get Slothed.
No Cure for Being a Twat Card.
Now That You Are 21
Oh For Fox Sake!.
Same Age As Old People
Sloth of Fun Birthday
Sorry You Had To Get Off Your Phone
Space Sloth 2.
Still Got The Moves
The Bitch
Thirty Thirsty Gin.
Today You Came out of a Vagina
Whoop Whoop
You Can Shove This Card Up Your Arse.
You're A Classic.
You're Now So Old It's Not Even Funny Anymore.
Your Future Looks Wrinkly.
A Card You Can Read
Absolutely Killing It Birthday NEW
Age is Just a Number
Appropriate Distance Of 2 Metres.
Birthday Barcode 30th
Disinfect This Card.
Do Keep The Envelope
Fortune Cookie.
From The Love Of Your Life.
Happy 21st Birthday.
Happy Birthday from the Best Decision
Human Servant Birthday .
I Bought This Card Online.
I Hope This Card Is Gay Enough For You.
I Only Came For The Cake.
Level Up Gamer Birthday
No Cure For Being A Twat.
No Idea How Old You Are.
No One is Saying You're Old .
Nothing Says BIrthday Like.
Oldi 30th Birthday
Oldi 40th Birthday
Oldi 50th Birthday
Oldi 70th Birthday
One Fabulous Bitch to Another
Purr Yourself A Gin.
Seventieth Cat Birthday
Seventy Oh Fuckity Fuck
Space 5th Birthday NEW
Space 6th Birthday
The Birthday Cat Tarot Card .
The Older You Get The Better You Get.
Thirty and Fabulous.
Thirty Flirty and Thriving NEW.
Turning 30.
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