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Happy Birthday Dickhead Yellow
Central23
Happy Birthday Fuckface
Happy Birthday Hot Stuff
Happy Birthday You Dickhead
Happy Pho-King Birthday
Have A Magical Birthday
Have A Willy Great Birthday
Here's Your Fucking Card.
Hip Hip Replacement
How Amazing You Are
I Bet This Card Looks Crap
I Hope Your Birthday Is Llamazing
I Wanted To Send You Something Amazing
I was Told There Would Be Cake .
I Would Laugh But You're Still Younger Than Me.
I'll Give You the "D" Later
If Cats Could Text Back .
If You Can Read This.
If You Were Milk
Jon Snow Birthday Bastard
Just Like Every Other Fucking Day
Left Over Wine
Let's Get Wasted and Eat Chicken Nuggets
Literally The First Card I Saw
Little Seaman
Look At The Stars
Lots of Cock
Magic Af.
Magical Day Rainbow
Middle Finger 50th Birthday
My Cat Fucking Hates You
Obligatory Birthday Card
Old Age Is Coming
Old Slutbag
Oldi Woman
One Minute You're Young and Fun
One Minute You're Young and Fun Mobility Scooter
One Year Closer to the Hottest Wheels
Rainbows, Kisses and Birthday Wishes
Relish It Birthday
Sassy Giraffes Card
Scroll Down Year Of Birth .
Sexy as Fuck
Shake Ya Tits Hun
SHIT Thirty.
Sisters By Chance Card
Sixty Oh Fuckity Fuck
Soon Your Birthday Will Look Like This
Sphynx Cat Another Year Another Wrinkle.
Statistics Show That
Thank Facebook Birthday Card
The Day You Came Out Of A Vagina
The Most Random Card Ever
The One Where It's Your Birthday
This Card is Going to Look Shit LOL
This Card Is Shit.
Time To Start Lying About Your Age
To A Very Special C*nt
Vaginal Descent
VEGAN WANKER.
Velcro Shoes
Vintage Fifty Birthday Card
Vintage Sixty Birthday Card
Vintage Thirty Birthday Card
What Does The Future Hold?
Wild and Crazy 50
Yoda Old You Are
You Deserve All the Wine Birthday
You Look Pretty Good For An Old Person
You Look Really F*cking Old
You Should See The Care Home I Found You
You Still Look 21 From A Distance
Your Bin Goes Out More Than You Do
Your Chariot Awaits
Bday Balloons 6 Pink.
Bday Balloons 8 Pink.
Bday Balloons 9 Pink.
1 in 3 Men.
A Little Birdie Told Me You Were Thirty
Absolute Joker.
Age is Irrelephant
Around the Sun 2.
Bad News You're 30
Bad News You're 40
Bad News You're 60
Being An Adult Sucks.
Being My Dad
Birthday Boy
Birthday Girl
Birthday Wanker
Blame My Zodiac.
Blow Me
Cat Birthday .
Dog Pawty Time.
Facking Birthday You Silly Cunt
Fifties Have Expired B-day Card.
Floppy Disk You're Retro.
Football Birthday.
Forget The Present
Forties Have Expired B-day Card.
Fur-Tea 30th Birthday .
Go Shorty
Grumpy Cat Birthday
Hands Up If You're Ready To Party.
Happy Belated Birthday
Happy Bidet.
Happy Birthday Bestie
Happy Birthday Lovely
Have a Blinding Birthday.
Have a Legend dairy Birthday
Have a Willy Great Birthday
Herd it's Your Birthday
Holy Cow You're Old
Hope Your Birthday is Unfrogettable .
I Am A Gift You're Welcome
I'm No Weatherman
If My Maths Is Correct
James Bond Birthday
Jesus Loves You
Let's Get Shih-Tzu-Faced.
Let's Just Pretend This Was On Time.
Massive Cockwomble
Monster Truck Birthday.
Mums Vag 18.
Nobody Gives a Sh*t
Nothing But A Number
Nothing Says Happy Birthday Like
Old Is The New Black
Partner in Wine .
RIP Twenties
Rip Your Slutty Years
Saggy Ballsack
Should We Drink Wine?.
Simple Cheap And Blank Inside.
Singing Dogs Birthday.
Sorry There's No Money.
Squeezing Your Surprise.
Still A Right Tit
Stop Drinking Wine Birthday
Thirties Have Expired B-day Card.
Thundercunt Birthday
Today It's All About Me
Voldemort Birthday.
Wisdom and Saggy Ballsack Birthday
You Little Prick Cactus
You Love A Cockatoo
You Might Piss Yourself
You Old Bean .
You Were an Accident.
You'd Be Really Expensive Birthday
You're My Favourite Cat Lady
Alexa laughed birthday.
Aunticorn.
Balls Touching the Toilet Water
Birthday Hats Cats.
Blazin Birthday.
Couldn't Be Arsed To Get You A Present.
Deez Nuts Birthday
Dim Sumbody Say Birthday
Eyes Get Worse As You Get Older
For An Old Fucker.
Gin Bunny.
Give Card to Idiot
Gorgeous Birthdays
Handsome as Fuck
Handsome Cock
Happy Birthday Sister
Happy Birthday To My Otter Half.
Happy Birthgay.
Happy Puggin Birthday.
Have A Purr-Fect Birthday.
HBD Lovely Lady.
Here's To No Longer Giving A Fuck.
I hope your birthday is shit.
I Love You Bum Heart
I'm Amazed You Can Read This At Your Age.
I'm No Cactus Expert But..
Impawsable!.
JUAN YEAR OLDER.
Let's Get Slothed.
No Cure for Being a Twat Card.
Now That You Are 21
Oh For Fox Sake!.
Same Age As Old People
Shit at Answering Your Phone Birthday
Shits & Giggles
Sloth of Fun Birthday
Sorry You Had To Get Off Your Phone
Space Sloth 2.
Still Got The Moves
Thirty Thirsty Gin.
Today You Came out of a Vagina
Trip Over Your Own Tits.
Twinkle Bum Birthday
When It Comes To Birthdays.
You Can Shove This Card Up Your Arse.
You Put The Pro In Prosecco
You're A Classic.
You're Now So Old It's Not Even Funny Anymore.
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