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I am The Gift
Central23
I Bet This Card Looks Crap
I Hope Your Birthday Is Llamazing
I Wanted To Send You Something Amazing
If Cats Could Text Back .
If You Can Read This.
If You Were Milk
In Dog Years You're Fabulous
Jon Snow Birthday Bastard
Just Like Every Other Fucking Day
Left Over Wine
Let's Get Off Our Tits
Let's Get Wasted and Eat Chicken Nuggets
Literally The First Card I Saw
Look At The Stars
Lots of Cock
Magic Af.
Magical Day Rainbow
Matches Your Pubes
Me Being Your Wife Card
Middle Finger 50th Birthday
My Cat Fucking Hates You
Obligatory Birthday Card
Old Age Is Coming
Old Slutbag
Oldi
Oldi Woman
One Minute You're Young and Fun
Rainbows, Kisses and Birthday Wishes
Relish It Birthday
Sassy Giraffes Card
Sending You Positive Vibes Card
Shit Yourself Yellow
Sisters By Chance Card
Sixty Oh Fuckity Fuck
Sphynx Cat Another Year Another Wrinkle.
Statistics Show That
Still Hot, But It Comes In Flashes Now
Thank Facebook Birthday Card
The Day You Came Out Of A Vagina
The One Where It's Your Birthday
This Card is Going to Look Shit LOL
This Card Is Shit.
Time To Start Lying About Your Age
To A Human I couldn't Live Without
To A Very Special C*nt
Vaginal Descent
VEGAN WANKER.
Velcro Shoes
Vintage Fifty Birthday Card
Vintage Sixty Birthday Card
Vintage Thirty Birthday Card
What Does The Future Hold?
Wild and Crazy 50
Yoda Old You Are
You Look Pretty Good For An Old Person
You Look Really F*cking Old
You Should See The Care Home I Found You
You Still Look 21 From A Distance
Your Bin Goes Out More Than You Do
Your Chariot Awaits
Bday Balloons 6 Pink.
Bday Balloons 8 Pink.
Bday Balloons 9 Pink.
1 in 3 Men.
Absolute Joker.
Age is Irrelephant
Around the Sun 2.
Bad News You're 40
Bad News You're 60
Being An Adult Sucks.
Birthday Wanker
Blame My Zodiac.
Blow Me
Crazy Cat Lady
Dog Pawty Time.
Facking Birthday You Silly Cunt
Fifties Have Expired B-day Card.
Floppy Disk You're Retro.
Football Birthday.
Forties Have Expired B-day Card.
Go Shorty
Hands Up If You're Ready To Party.
Happy Belated Birthday
Happy Bidet.
Happy Birthday Bestie
Happy Birthday Lovely
Have a Blinding Birthday.
Have a Legend dairy Birthday
Have a Willy Great Birthday
Herd it's Your Birthday
Holy Cow You're Old
Hope Your Birthday is Unfrogettable .
I'm No Weatherman
James Bond Birthday
Last Longer.
Let's Get Shih-Tzu-Faced.
Let's Just Pretend This Was On Time.
Massive Cockwomble
Monster Truck Birthday.
Mums Vag 18.
Nobody Gives a Sh*t
Nothing But A Number
Old Is The New Black
Older Than Me
Rip Your Slutty Years
Should We Drink Wine?.
Simple Cheap And Blank Inside.
Squeezing Your Surprise.
Thirties Have Expired B-day Card.
Thirty and F*cking Fabulous
Thundercunt Birthday
Voldemort Birthday.
Wisdom and Saggy Ballsack Birthday
You Little Prick Cactus
You Might Piss Yourself
You Were an Accident.
You're My Favourite Cat Lady
Age Is Just A Number
Alexa laughed birthday.
Aunticorn.
Birthday Hats Cats.
Blazin Birthday.
Couldn't Be Arsed To Get You A Present.
Deez Nuts Birthday
Dim Sumbody Say Birthday
Eyes Get Worse As You Get Older
For An Old Fucker.
Gin Bunny.
Give Card to Idiot
Handsome as Fuck
Handsome Cock
Happy Birthday Sister
Happy Birthgay.
Happy Puggin Birthday.
Have A Purr-Fect Birthday.
Here's To No Longer Giving A Fuck.
I hope your birthday is shit.
I'm Amazed You Can Read This At Your Age.
I'm No Cactus Expert But..
Impawsable!.
In a World Full of Cunts
JUAN YEAR OLDER.
Let's Get Slothed.
No Cure for Being a Twat Card.
Now That You Are 21
Oh For Fox Sake!.
Same Age As Old People
Shits & Giggles
Sloth of Fun Birthday
Sorry You Had To Get Off Your Phone
Space Sloth 2.
Still Got The Moves
Thirty Thirsty Gin.
Today You Came out of a Vagina
When It Comes To Birthdays.
You Can Shove This Card Up Your Arse.
You're A Classic.
You're Now So Old It's Not Even Funny Anymore.
Your Future Looks Wrinkly.
A Card You Can Read
Age is Just a Number
Appropriate Distance Of 2 Metres.
Birthday Barcode 30th
Birthday Barcode 40th
Disinfect This Card.
Do Keep The Envelope
Fortune Cookie.
From The Love Of Your Life.
Happy 21st Birthday.
Happy Birthday from the Best Decision
Human Servant Birthday .
I Bought This Card Online.
I Hope This Card Is Gay Enough For You.
I Only Came For The Cake.
Level Up Gamer Birthday
No Cure For Being A Twat.
No Idea How Old You Are.
No One is Saying You're Old .
Nothing Says BIrthday Like.
Oldi 30th Birthday
Oldi 40th Birthday
Oldi 50th Birthday
Oldi 70th Birthday
One Fabulous Bitch to Another
Purr Yourself A Gin.
Seventieth Cat Birthday
Seventy Oh Fuckity Fuck
Space 5th Birthday NEW
Space 6th Birthday
The Birthday Cat Tarot Card .
The Older You Get The Better You Get.
Thirty and Fabulous.
Thirty Flirty and Thriving NEW.
Turning 30.
Turning 40.
Welcome to Your 40's.
Wild and Crazy 40
You're Not 40.
Happy 10th Bday Croc Card.
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