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Middle Finger 50th Birthday
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My Cat Fucking Hates You
Obligatory Birthday Card
Old Age Is Coming
Old Slutbag
Oldi Woman
One Fabulous Bitch To Another
One Minute You're Young and Fun Mobility Scooter
One Year Closer to the Hottest Wheels
Rainbows, Kisses and Birthday Wishes
Relish It Birthday
Sending You Positive Vibes Card
Shake Ya Tits Hun
Shit Yourself Yellow
Sphynx Cat Another Year Another Wrinkle.
Thank Facebook Birthday Card
The Day You Came Out Of A Vagina
The One Where It's Your Birthday
This Card is Going to Look Shit LOL
This Card Is Shit.
Time To Start Lying About Your Age
To A Human I couldn't Live Without
To A Very Special C*nt
Vaginal Descent
VEGAN WANKER.
Velcro Shoes
Vintage Fifty Birthday Card
Vintage Thirty Birthday Card
Wild and Crazy 50
Yoda Old You Are
You Deserve All the Wine Birthday
You Look Really F*cking Old
You Should See The Care Home I Found You
You're The Tits
Bday Balloons 6 Pink.
Bday Balloons 8 Pink.
Bday Balloons 9 Pink.
1 in 3 Men.
A Little Birdie Told Me You Were Thirty
Absolute Joker.
Age is Irrelephant
Around the Sun 2.
Bad News You're 40
Bad News You're 60
Being An Adult Sucks.
Birthday Boy
Birthday Girl
Birthday Wanker
Blame My Zodiac.
Blow Me
Dog Pawty Time.
Facking Birthday You Silly Cunt
Fifties Have Expired B-day Card.
Floppy Disk You're Retro.
Football Birthday.
Forties Have Expired B-day Card.
Go Shorty
Hands Up If You're Ready To Party.
Happy Belated Birthday
Happy Bidet.
Have a Blinding Birthday.
Have a Legend dairy Birthday
Herd it's Your Birthday
Hope Your Birthday is Unfrogettable .
I Hope Your Birthday is Llamazing
I'm No Weatherman
James Bond Birthday
Last Longer.
Let's Get Shih-Tzu-Faced.
Let's Just Pretend This Was On Time.
Massive Cockwomble
Monster Truck Birthday.
Mums Vag 18.
Nobody Gives a Sh*t
Nothing But A Number
Nothing Says Happy Birthday Like
Oh Look At You
Old Is The New Black
Older Than Me
Partner in Wine .
Rip Your Slutty Years
Saggy Ballsack
Should We Drink Wine?.
Simple Cheap And Blank Inside.
Singing Dogs Birthday.
Sorry There's No Money.
Squeezing Your Surprise.
Stop Drinking Wine Birthday
Thirties Have Expired B-day Card.
Thundercunt Birthday
Today It's All About Me
Voldemort Birthday.
Wisdom and Saggy Ballsack Birthday
You Little Prick Cactus
You Love A Cockatoo
You Old Bean .
You Were an Accident.
You'd Be Really Expensive Birthday
You're My Favourite Cat Lady
Alexa laughed birthday.
Aunticorn.
Balls Touching the Toilet Water
Birthday Hats Cats.
Blazin Birthday.
Couldn't Be Arsed To Get You A Present.
Deez Nuts Birthday
Dim Sumbody Say Birthday
Eyes Get Worse As You Get Older
For An Old Fucker.
Gin Bunny.
Give Card to Idiot
Handsome as Fuck
Happy Birthday Sister
Happy Birthday To My Otter Half.
Happy Birthgay.
Happy Puggin Birthday.
Have A Purr-Fect Birthday.
Here's To No Longer Giving A Fuck.
I hope your birthday is shit.
I'm Amazed You Can Read This At Your Age.
I'm No Cactus Expert But..
Impawsable!.
In a World Full of Cunts
JUAN YEAR OLDER.
Let's Get Slothed.
No Cure for Being a Twat Card.
Now That You Are 21
Oh For Fox Sake!.
Same Age As Old People
Shits & Giggles
Sloth of Fun Birthday
Sorry You Had To Get Off Your Phone
Space Sloth 2.
Thirty Thirsty Gin.
When It Comes To Birthdays.
You Can Shove This Card Up Your Arse.
You're A Classic.
You're Now So Old It's Not Even Funny Anymore.
Your Future Looks Wrinkly.
A Card You Can Read
Age is Just a Number
Appropriate Distance Of 2 Metres.
Birthday Barcode 30th
Birthday Barcode 40th
Disinfect This Card.
Do Keep The Envelope
Fortune Cookie.
From The Love Of Your Life.
Happee Birthday .
Happy 21st Birthday.
Happy Birthday from the Best Decision
Human Servant Birthday .
I Bought This Card Online.
I Hope This Card Is Gay Enough For You.
I Only Came For The Cake.
Level Up Gamer Birthday
No Cure For Being A Twat.
No Idea How Old You Are.
No One is Saying You're Old .
Nothing Says BIrthday Like.
Oldi 30th Birthday
Oldi 40th Birthday
Oldi 50th Birthday
Oldi 70th Birthday
OMG You're How Old.
One Fabulous Bitch to Another
Purr Yourself A Gin.
Seventieth Cat Birthday
Seventy Oh Fuckity Fuck
Space 5th Birthday NEW
Space 6th Birthday
The Birthday Cat Tarot Card .
The Older You Get The Better You Get.
Thirty and Fabulous.
Thirty Flirty and Thriving NEW.
Turning 30.
Turning 40.
Welcome to Your 40's.
Wild and Crazy 40
You Are Really Cool/Old.
You're Not 40.
Youth Part 2.
Happy 10th Bday Croc Card.
Happy 5th Bday Croc Card.
Happy 6th Bday Croc Card.
Happy 7th Bday Croc Card.
Happy 8th Bday Croc Card.
Happy 9th Bday Croc Card.
Don't Worry About The Dishes
Mum, you can do the ironing later.
Dad Simply the Zest
Fragile Birthday
16 Cake
Slightly Stationery
18 Cake
21 Cake
29 Again
30 Cake
40 Cake
50 Cake
60 Cake
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