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A Good Sausage Card
Central23
All The Other Cards Were Shit
Are You Immature
As good as your dick Birthday
Best Decision You ever Made
Big Fan of Your Fanny
Big Fan of Your Willy
Birthday
Birthday Bitch Cake
Birthday Cat Says
Birthday Suit
Bitch Please Unicorn
Blow Job Scratch Foil Card
Brother Birthday Card
Circle Game
Eat Your Cake Bitch
Endures Your Farts
Even Wankers Deserve A Birthday Card
Fifty Oh Fuck Birthday Card
Forty Oh Fuckity Fuck Card
From One Cunt to Another Card
Fuck Me You're Old
Fuck You And Fuck Your Birthday
Full Of Ha-penis Birthday Card
Give A Shit About Your Birthday
Great As Your Butt
Grey Pube Start Wrapping Things Up
Handsome as F*ck
Happy Birthday Dickhead Yellow
Happy Birthday Fuckface
Happy Birthday You Dickhead
Here's Your Fucking Card.
I am The Gift
If You Can Read This.
Just Like Every Other Fucking Day
Let's Get Off Our Tits
Little Seaman
Look At The Stars
Magic Af.
Matches Your Pubes
My Cat Fucking Hates You
Old Slutbag
One Fabulous Bitch To Another
Sending You Positive Vibes Card
Shake Ya Tits Hun
Shit Yourself Yellow
The Day You Came Out Of A Vagina
This Card Is Shit.
To A Very Special C*nt
Vaginal Descent
VEGAN WANKER.
Vintage Fifty Birthday Card
Vintage Sixty Birthday Card
Vintage Thirty Birthday Card
You Look Really F*cking Old
You're The Tits
69 What A Great Combo
Always Horny
Birthday Wanker
Blow Me
Facking Birthday You Silly Cunt
Happy Bidet.
I Heart Your C*ck
I Love You With All My Willy
Jellyfish
Massive Cockwomble
Mums Vag 18.
Never Let You Go Titanic
Nobody Gives a Sh*t
Rip Your Slutty Years
Size Matters Anniversary Card
Thundercunt Birthday
To always be by your side
Together Forever Card
Try Not To Fucking Drop It
Wisdom and Saggy Ballsack Birthday
You Little Prick Cactus
You Love A Cockatoo
Alexa laughed birthday.
At Least It's Not Chlamydia
Couldn't Be Arsed To Get You A Present.
Fart Together
Here's To No Longer Giving A Fuck.
I Love You To Uranus And Back.
In a World Full of Cunts
Live Laugh Love Bitch
Now That You Are 21
That Ass is a Real Bonus
You Can Shove This Card Up Your Arse.
Fortune Cookie.
I Wanna Tickle Your Belly Button.
I'm Balls Deep.
Nine months in the Tum
No Cure For Being A Twat.
Your Pussy Is Magic.
Muchas Graci-ass Letterpress Card.
And Here We Are
Bad Ass Dad Letterpress Card
Literal Mother F-er Letterpress Card.
Fuck This Holiday Letterpress Card
Merry Fuckin' Christmas Letterpress Card
Could Have Been a Text
Betiobca
Cringey
Happy Whatever
You Were Born Birthday NEW
Butt Stuff
Cheeky Cunt Birthday
Fine Wine Card
Web MD Card
Immensity of F*cks
Uncle Sam
Fit
Strip You
Cry Yourself to Sleep
Be Kind
Sick as Your Mind
Such a Pussy
Promotion
Fix this mess funny Graduation card
Qualified Bitch
Qualified Bitch Graduation card
Stupid Dreams
Happy Birthday Blow Me (large card)
The Cardy Club
I'm So Glad Your Parents Did the Down And Dirty
Shut Up!!
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